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Good evening. My name is Joe Stanburg. Care for a spot of tea? I fear that the voices in my head will eventually take away whatever small morsel of civility that I hold. Therefore - if I were able to justify my actions as a *ahem* master of mayhem, I would tell you that the anger of my lil' friends in my head is reduced and redirected to those around me when I *ahem* KILL. *Giggle* But, I'm not one to dwell on such things. Dwelling just makes my friends irate. | Good evening. My name is Joe Stanburg. Care for a spot of tea? I fear that the voices in my head will eventually take away whatever small morsel of civility that I hold. Therefore - if I were able to justify my actions as a *ahem* master of mayhem, I would tell you that the anger of my lil' friends in my head is reduced and redirected to those around me when I *ahem* KILL. *Giggle* But, I'm not one to dwell on such things. Dwelling just makes my friends irate. | ||
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Revision as of 01:24, 2 January 2013
Introductions
Good evening. My name is Joe Stanburg. Care for a spot of tea? I fear that the voices in my head will eventually take away whatever small morsel of civility that I hold. Therefore - if I were able to justify my actions as a *ahem* master of mayhem, I would tell you that the anger of my lil' friends in my head is reduced and redirected to those around me when I *ahem* KILL. *Giggle* But, I'm not one to dwell on such things. Dwelling just makes my friends irate.
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PK Count |
| This character has PKed a good many, hardworking people. |
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton |
| Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic |
