User:BATTEUR

BATTEUR I am the best at making the things.

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ABOUT BATTEUR: Hi! My name is BATTEUR! I'm an uninteresting spectre who has returned from the afterlife to engage in a simple web browser game called Urban Dead. As a spectre, I obviously have no life outside of this silly game, drawing, and writing. Naturally, of course, I do a lot of that. I am neither male nor female, technically speaking, but you can refer to me as "lord". Like so: Lord BATTEUR did this. They also did that. See? Not so hard! ARE YOU REALLY A GHOST?: Well, y'see, I... *static*... and also... *static*... I'm technically... *static*... so, *static* Did I answer your question? Good? Okay! SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?: I do many things, none of which are what I generally should be doing. I'm a die hard procrastinator, what can I say. But what I do do is draw. A lot. I tend to also draw my various Urban Dead characters a lot, which is why I created a seperate page where everyone can bask in their glory. If anyone wants me to, I can draw their character/make some sort of an image for them, I'm generally pretty decent at that kinda stuff (but don't ask me to make more than like 2 things, because I'll totally get lazy and not finish everything xux). I also like to write a lot, yet I hardly ever finish anything I start. I guess that's the advantage of writing journals and stuff! Because of my passion for writing, I'm a total sucker for Roleplaying as well. Want to roleplay with one of my characters/be featured in a story/journal of one of my characters? Let me know- I would love to do that with you. I play video games and travel between the spirit world and human world a lot too. I WANT TO CONTACT YOU!: Woooooah there. Hold your horses. Generally speaking, you can catch me on my "talk" page, and from there request whatever it is you want to request. If it's something like "personal", or RP related, I'll let you know my email and stuff by some other means. Most likely through Ouija board (kidding!). MY QUESTION WASN'T ANSWERED HERE >:U  : Oh, cry me a river. BADGES AND STUFF: Antediluvianism This user likes big words, but can't use them correctly. He tries, but fails. Journal This user has a journal entitled here. En Garde! This user likes killing people with fencing foils. Colors This user's favorite color is black. Gay PK Count This user has gayingly PKed some people. Billy Mays Hi! Billy Mays here with an amazing product! But wait, there's more! Here's how to order! Adventure Tourist This user goes on holiday in ruined suburbs. Arguing on the Internets Who doesn't enjoy interesting and productive discussions with intelligent adversaries? Remember To Sign! This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too. Crucifixes!!! This user thinks that crucifixes should have some sort of use in the game, like being able to power a generator being able to throw them at other players. DUDE! It's a Template! This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time. ZGRABBAH! This user likes to practice their zamgrh by playing zgrabbah. 8/24 - NEVAR FORGET! This user or group remembers Pluto. GAS MASK USER This user wears a gas mask for protection against the bad zombie smell. Urban Dead This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? Good Grooming This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too. Just hanging around This player is waiting for something interesting to happen. Why are you still reading these? This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. Drunkard This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die. Template Whore This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!? ‎ Fight on! This user knows there are some harsh situations out there, some are futile. However, they shall never give up in the zombie outbreak, as they want to live. Hippocratic suggestion This user or group supports the Hippocratic Suggestion & believes that all characters in need of medical attention should be treated, regardless of the injured characters past actions within the city of Malton...To an extent... Operation Freerunner This user supports Operation Freerunner. Aperture Science This User does what they must because they can Octogram 60% more evil than the average pentagram. Preorder your very own today!!!