Insane Asylum
| Insane Asylum | |
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| Abbreviation: | IA |
| Group Numbers: | who knows |
| Leadership: | none |
| Goals: | Murder |
| Recruitment Policy: | Insanity |
| Contact: | [1] |
Welcome To The Ward.
"...The terms genius and insane have become interchangeable..."
Welcome to the "Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane", or the Insane Asylum for short.
It's a nut house, do you really need any further information?
We Are The Patients
"...Insanity is just an alternative way of thought..."
The Insane Asylum, is not so much an actual group as it is just a place to have fun. We use our mental issues as an excuse for our behavior. A group of crazy nuts in need of serious medication. Members of the IA run rampant on other group's forums to create chaos and havoc while using their own forum to display nonsensical and sometimes humorous babble.
How Can I Become A Patient Of The IA?
"...Crazy people do not realize they are crazy, they believe everyone else to be..."
Becoming a member is simple enough, there are a few requirements though.
- You must be insane
- You must submit proof you are a insane
- You must fit one of the additional criteria;
- You must be paranoid
- You must use crayons inappropriately
- You must not have read all of this
- You must pick your nose a lot
- You must chew used gum found under tables
- You must be exhibiting erratic behavior
- You must like exposing yourself in public
Disclaimer:
- I seized control of this group from Mr. Lecktor who must have overdosed on his meds or something.
- I really am crazy and therefore not responsible for any of my own actions.
- I am usually drunk, therefore not legally liable for any damages incurred in part due to my actions.
- Free Willy!
