Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service/Containin' Weekly/Article 7

Important Notice

As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes.

STOP THE PRESSES!

• Manhunt '09.
  • Local druggie Lithedarkangel has been missing from the UBCS base for months. If you see him, give him meth, and his memory should be back to normal!

• Join The UBCS.
  • No witty comments here. Just join us. The more people that come, the more jokes you'll understand!

• FOXHOUND Daily Activities.
  • 1. N00dles.
  • 2. ???
  • 3. Profit.

• UBCS CITY
  • Haliman has added a new title to his ever growing stash of nicknames.
    • Founder of Omega.
    • Old Man.
    • Founder of the UBCS.
    • REALLY old man.
    • Mayor.

• Leaves This Week
  • William has left... "OH NOES! Wait only 'til Thursday...... NVM" - Says member Imthatguy.

• • Haliman has left... "Who's that?" - Says founder Haliman.

Awards

• Quote of the Week
  • 'http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m383/Haliman111/UrbanDeadBUB-1.jpg?t=1247023778'
  • 'Should I put it n my sig, yes or no?' - Haliman, AKA The Old Fart

• Fail of the Week
  • '/quit'- The Colonel

• Member of the Week
  • Skouth - For showing affection to Haliman when he left.

From the senile old man's office

Nothing new this week. Expect a new segment or two next week, though!

Haliman

This Articles' Editor(s)

--Haliman - Talk 21:05, 13 July 2009 (BST)

--Imthatguy 22:11, 27 June 2009 (BST)