K is for Komedy

K is for Komedy
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Abbreviation:	K
Group Numbers:	1
Leadership:	Manbagz
Goals:	Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.
Recruitment Policy:	You need a clown mask (or a puppet mask), a white (silk) shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. A cellphone is essential if you want to coordinate kills, or run a Klown campaign. A GPS locator makes life easier. Gun, knives, lengths of lead piping and baseballs bats are our weapons of choice. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a K agent. Remember the golden rule: Bounty hunters are morally retrograde hypocrites and should be knifed or bludgeoned to death where possible, as a matter of principle. Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: K operates a strict blacklist, whitelist and grey area policy. Blacklisting is obviously for people you have killed. Greylisting is for people you are either dubious about for some reason, want to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented you from finishing the work. Whitelist is for other Klowns or puppets. That's it. There's no punchline.
Contact:	Get a mask, etc as above. Text me, I'll send coordinates and we'll talk in character.[1].

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