User:Lezick

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Lezick
Tomorrow is fresh, with no mistakes in it.
Affiliation Pumpkin Pedophiles
Rank Leader
Vices Scotch. Pornography. Scotch.
Goals Ensuring a brighter tomorrow.
Statistical Data

Profile

  • Date of Birth: Unknown.
  • Place of Birth: Some say Principality of Sealand. Atlantis, say some.
  • Hair Color: Shaven.
  • Eye Color: Purple.
  • Length: 13 inches.
  • Complexion: Tan.
  • Girth: 6 inches.
  • Gender: Male.
  • Build: Slender.
  • Race: Caucasian; Mediterranean.


Our children are here to stay
But our babies are not, I'm sorry to say
They grow and learn everyday
In the most remarkable and intriguing way

We watch and admire our babies so young
Hoping someday they will grow to be strong
Wisdom and integrity are a hopeful thought too
Their brilliance is amazing that much is true


Beer.jpg Drunkard
This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die.


Grabass.gif GRAB SOME ASS!!
This user enjoys sneaking up behind people and fondling their backsides.

Noob.gif I'm Smarter
Lezick is smarter than you.

Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.

UD PKA.gif PKER ALLIANCE
This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance

Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.

Fine Arts1.jpg Fine Art of Malton Supporter
This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
Lezick supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.