Place of Birth: Some say Principality of Sealand. Atlantis, say some.
Hair Color: Shaven.
Eye Color: Purple.
Length: 13 inches.
Complexion: Tan.
Girth: 6 inches.
Gender: Male.
Build: Slender.
Race: Caucasian; Mediterranean.
Our children are here to stay But our babies are not, I'm sorry to say They grow and learn everyday In the most remarkable and intriguing way
We watch and admire our babies so young Hoping someday they will grow to be strong Wisdom and integrity are a hopeful thought too Their brilliance is amazing that much is true
Drunkard
This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die.
GRAB SOME ASS!!
This user enjoys sneaking up behind people and fondling their backsides.
I'm Smarter
Lezick is smarter than you.
Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.
This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.
Honor Among Thieves
Lezick supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.