User:Lezick

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Lezick
I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
Affiliation Pumpkin Pedophiles
Rank Leader
Vices Scotch. Pornography. Scotch.
Goals Ensuring a brighter tomorrow.
Statistical Data

Profile

  • Date of Birth: Unknown.
  • Place of Birth: A Pumpkin's Vagina. Atlantis.
  • Hair Color: Shaven.
  • Eye Color: Purple.
  • Length: 13 inches.
  • Complexion: Tan.
  • Girth: 6 inches.
  • Gender: Male.
  • Build: Slender.
  • Race: Caucasian; Mediterranean.


They look up, with their pale and sunken faces,
And their look is dread to see,
For they mind you of their angels in their places,
With eyes meant for Deity;---
"How long," they say, "how long, O cruel nation,
Will you stand, to move the world, on a child's heart,
Stifle down with a mailed heel its palpitation,
And tread onward to your throne amid the mart?
Our blood splashes upward, O our tyrants,
And your purple shows your path;
But the child's sob curseth deeper in the silence
Than the strong man in his wrath


Beer.jpg Drunkard
This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die.


Noob.gif I'm Smarter
Lezick is smarter than you.

Grabass.gif GRAB SOME ASS!!
This user enjoys sneaking up behind people and fondling their backsides.

Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.

UD PKA.gif PKER ALLIANCE
This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance

Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.

Fine Arts1.jpg Fine Art of Malton Supporter
This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
Lezick supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.