User:Joe stanburg

Introductions

Good evening. My name is Joe Stanburg. Care for a spot of tea? I fear that the voices in my head will eventually take away whatever small morsel of civility that I hold. Therefore - if I were able to justify my actions as a *ahem* master of mayhem, I would tell you that the anger of my lil' friends in my head is reduced and redirected to those around me when I *ahem* KILL. *Giggle* But, I'm not one to dwell on such things. Dwelling just makes my friends irate.

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

	The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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