User talk:Sarge Barnes
WELCOME
As of As of 04/22/09, this page will be updated when possible with information regarding anything dealing with my character. Feel free to add your comments where it applies.
SARGE BARNES
REVIVES & HEALING
It is on my wishes that Sarge remain human whenever possible. I welcome all healing and revives where necessary, and many thanks for lending a helping hand!
KOS Statement
All those violating game rules or committing deplorable acts shall be punished for their stupidity. Being an idiot shall result in your profile being added to my Kill On Sight list.
It doesn't matter how long ago the offense was...I will find you eventually.
QUOTES
Because existing in a humorless plane is boring
falloutkid said "why would u want light in a non resource building?"
You say "Because the Skinz like to do it with the lights on."
You say "::spins twister wheel:: Booty to blue!" to the fifty people nearest to you.
You say "Don't ever try to bring that POS Pinto back here again!"
(outside of Pring Auto Repair after dumping a body outside and taking a pistol shot at a feral)
Marvin Kurgan said "The dead have been so boring around here lately, I welcome Natasha's bullshit. I mean, I love you guys and all, but man cannot live on booze, pills, weed, and twister alone- every now and again he needs some aggro, or why bother surviving in Malton at all"
"So don't give me any of the defeatist song and dance... what happened to the Delta I used to know? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL no! Nothings over until we decide it is! Wermer is a dead man... Neidermeyer? DEAD! MARMALARDE- DEAD!"
Marvin Kurgan said "LET's GO! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of room*"
3' Dog said "....But the germans didn't....You know what, never mind."
NEWSPAPER WAR
Started because killing PKers for revenge gets a bit old after you have played the gamee for awhile... not to mention that it is much more satisfying to constantly taunt with ridiculous things instead
You say "Hey Okwari! What's the square root of 9?
You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper x3
You say "Oh, Lord, bless this thy newspaper that with it thou mayest slap thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs...and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals..."
You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper.
You say "Hey Marv, shall I be the first to suggest a newspaper party?"
You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper. x5
You say "You target the skins because we're working class blues with thin bracers and steel toed boots? My name's Sarge and I stomp on racist bigots, morons, and otherwise ignorant scum."
You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper.
You say "You ever want to share a beer instead of guns, then you know where to find us."
RIDICULOUS
I enjoy chaotic hilarity, and the following users have made me chuckle
GrizzledAncient punched you for 1 damage. then said "Lol oops, I thought I was on my zed char. Lemme get you some heals."
v4por said "Haha Potter porter. When Harry outgrew butter beer, he went straight to stouts."
v4por broadcast "New Brew, exclusive to Mester Arms Potter Porter. Cuz butter beer is for pussies. Be sure to swing by the Mester Arms this St Patrick's Day and get your hands on this exceptionally smooth stout beer" from here, on 25.92 MHz.
Marvin Kurgan slapped you with a newspaper. "Damn! Thanx for the Potter Porter!"
THE BOX
...is open for comments.
I wholeheartedly approve of your twister quote. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 16:53, 17 May 2010 (BST)
