User:Joe stanburg

Introductions

Good evening. My name is Joe Stanburg. Care for a spot of tea? I fear that the voices in my head will eventually take away whatever small morsel of civility that I hold. Therefore - if I were able to justify my actions as a *ahem* master of mayhem, I would tell you that the anger of my lil' friends in my head is reduced and redirected to those around me when I *ahem* KILL. *Giggle* But, I'm not one to dwell on such things. Dwelling just makes my friends irate.

Good Reviews and Whatnots

Kill that PKing fucker Joe Stanburg for me please, if you don't revive me. -Reina Mariposa

Other

	PK Count
	This character has PKed a good many, hardworking people.

	The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
	Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic