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CORAM

Date: Monday 7th November 2011. Location: the Coram Building, Lukinswood. Kills: Eleven. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Jim Mclusky, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot. Quote: "And apologies to the poor zombie, you did all that work to break in, and we killed everyone. Well, good luck with the ruin!" - Senator Incitatus. Stuff: Literally seconds before we started shooting, an anonymous zombie broke in and then was helpless but to stand and watch as we cleared out the building. Poor zombie, indeed.

Jim Mclusky said "Thrice the brinded cat hath mewed!" Senator Incitatus killed A big panda with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus killed v4por with a shotgun. Jim Mclusky killed Shatari with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed Sattano with a pistol. Boris Marven killed dr awkard with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed Sasso VonGoldawesome with a shotgun. Jim Mclusky killed Gish2004 with a pistol. a raptor killed Dean Dino with a fire axe. Someone killed Mrs CORAM (we lost the wit). Mrs CORAM rose from the dead as a zombie. Boris Marven killed Dr Walrus with a pistol. a raptor killed Nosda with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus said "Sorry ma'am, we seem to have had a weapons malfunction." Senator Incitatus said "And apologies to the poor zombie, you did all that work to break in, and we killed everyone. Well, good luck with the ruin!"

Haslock

Mmm, stodge. Date: Wednesday 30th November 2011. Location: the Haslock Building, Chancelwood and St Louis's Hospital, Chancelwood. Kills: Fourteen. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Isabel Deverell, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot. Quote: "oh jesus that just fucking happened. im out of here this place is unsafe" - BroWithNoName. Stuff: Plenty of kills by anyone else's standards, and an enjoyable strike, but we'd not quite hit our stride yet. A few of us were starting to experiment with optimising our load-out, however, something that would soon become a hallmark. Oh, and we killed every member of THEM active in the game, that particular day, in one go.

Senator Incitatus said "*ahem* Seems like we have a party, the guests are arriving!" Senator Incitatus said "LET THE FESTIVITIES COMMENCE!" Senator Incitatus killed Jelnock with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus killed Spejscowboy with a shotgun. Jim Mclusky killed pasteryviolence with a pistol. a raptor said "Feels like 65 million years since I've had such a good meal. OM NOM NOM!" a raptor killed Peter Doe with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed Vogol with a shotgun. Isabel Deverell said "I brought party poppers!!" Isabel Deverell killed Dexxter Morgan with a pistol. James P Mallory strangled Crosshead with a length of tinsel. Jim Mclusky said "Whadya mean my conceptual painting will be lost amongst all the other decoration?!" Jim Mclusky killed Explosiv3s with a pistol. Isabel Deverell said "Oh, so *that's* why they come with those little warnings on them. "Don't set off in someone's face"." Isabel Deverell killed Professor Parowski with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed Dex Ter with a shotgun. Sir Groansalot killed GiveMeNeedles with a fire axe. Senator Incitatus said "Thankyou all for such a wonderful time! Hopefully we can do it again one day...I'll bring the cake ;)" BroWithNoName said "oh jesus that just fucking happened. im out of here this place is unsafe" Boris Marven said "The Zombie Communist sent me" Boris Marven killed shedwrecker with a pistol. Isabel Deverell said "*Sets off a party popper, streamers flying everywhere* Wheeee!" Boris Marven killed humphreybot with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed DR G House with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus said "Thankyou all for being such gracious hosts!"

Cheeke/Tompson

Date: Monday 12th December 2011. Location: the Cheeke Building, Ruddlebank and Tompson Mall, Lockettside. Kills: Twenty-one. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot. Quote: "Don't worry WhimOrClutters, we'll make sure the bad zombies don't get you!" - Senator Incitatus. Stuff: Such a fun strike, and the one where we realised we had something special on our hands. The cardboard Isabel Deverell cut-out line started life as an in-joke in the days and weeks before the actual strike, after she told us that she, sadly, couldn't attend. Originally, it was, "[player name withheld] installed a cardboard cut-out of Isabel Deverell in the building. (One second ago)", and in a lucky coincidence one of us captured a dumbwit with the same one second text! Best wit of the hit.

WhimOrClutters said "Finnished off one zed, but the other one I couldn't seem to hit. Darn RNG." Boris Marven said "Is that Dave?" Boris Marven said "OK, is Dave there?" Jim Mclusky said "*Jim Mclusky installed a cardboard cut-out of Isabel Deverell in the building." Senator Incitatus said "Don't worry WhimOrClutters, we'll make sure the bad zombies don't get you!" Senator Incitatus killed herooftime43 with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus killed Ujik sin with a shotgun. Elliot Anderson killed Greasyvece with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed WhimOrClutters with a pistol. Sir Groansalot said "You're not real!" James P Mallory killed Dhonovain with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed The New Jesus with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus said "TWO MORE THE ZOMBIES WON'T GET! Zombies won't get none of you today!" Jim Mclusky killed TheBrandonTwo with a pistol. a raptor said "Culomandril? Sounds like a fellow dinosaur. OM NOM NOM!" Elliot Anderson killed Wopsky with a shotgun. a raptor killed Culomandril with a pistol. James P Mallory said "I'm not carrying nearly enough guns. Must not be a redneck." James P Mallory killed Jeff Foxworthy with a fire axe. Jim Mclusky killed Kirkster with a pistol. a raptor said "Woof! Woof! You know what beats that? RAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!! RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!" a raptor killed ShaggyDogStories with a shotgun. Sir Groansalot killed Jackson Teller with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus said "I see you ninja, your kung-fu is weak!" Senator Incitatus killed ninjachris93 with a pistol. The New Jesus rose from the dead as a zombie. Boris Marven killed Ruric with a pistol. Boris Marven killed asquared with a pistol. Boris Marven killed Kez0 with a shotgun. Boris Marven said "My wife would like to use your toilet!" Elliot Anderson said "Our apologies, SB... Praise Knowledge, eh?" Elliot Anderson killed Sabanya with a pistol. a raptor said "Raptors beat sharks any day, hands down. Also, only one of us has hands. Bahahaha." a raptor killed BruceM2 with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed Falls Apart with a pistol. Boris Marven killed Jedah Dohma with a pistol. Boris Marven broadcast "Break-in at Cheeke NT. I rebarricaded, but there be zombies!" from here, on 27.20 MHz. Boris Marven broadcast "Send help soon! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" from here, on 27.20 MHz.

'The 50AP Show'

"Maaaaan, we got a show for you tonight!" Date: Wednesday 4th January 2012. Location: Buckley Mall, Wyke Hills. Kills: Twenty-seven. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot. Quote: "Welcome to The 50AP Show, my name is Jim Mclusky, maaaaan, we got a show for you tonight, I'm not even joking, you know who's here tonight? Karl Kolchek, everybody! Gonna be here, talking about his new film, 'I Was a Teenage Mrh-Cow'. We begin tonight, however, with our new segment, 'Where The Hell Did All These People Turn Up From And Why Are They Killing Us?'..." - Jim Mclusky. Stuff: Jim wrote the Daily Show parody lines for this strike before Christmas, and then forgot to update the year to 2012 in January! Whoops. This strike helped us realise that even if we didn't completely empty a building, we were certainly capable of breaking a siege, with Buckley falling within hours of this strike. First of the big kill counts. Best wit of the hit.

James P Mallory said "January 4th, 2011. From Urban Dead's world player killing headquarters in Malton, York, this is The 50AP Show, with Jim Mclusky!" a raptor said "*crowd cheers and whoops!*" Jim Mclusky said "Welcome to The 50AP Show, my name is Jim Mclusky, maaaaan, we got a show for you tonight, I'm not even joking, you know who's here tonight? Karl Kolchek, everybody! Gonna be here, talking about his new film, 'I Was a Teenage Mrh-Cow'." Jim Mclusky said "We begin tonight, however, with our new segment, 'Where The Hell Did All These People Turn Up From And Why Are They Killing Us?'..." Pagram Librarian killed dragonx5 with a pistol. Boris Marven killed relax ima doctor with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed Chopyou with a shotgun. Sir Groansalot killed Vampire Selene with a pistol. James P Mallory killed Dunkin'doughnut with a pistol. Pagram Librarian killed Lazarus Pitt with a shotgun. a raptor killed a shifty vagrant with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed A White Rat with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Cabash with a shotgun. Pagram Librarian killed AcidTrips87 with a pistol. James P Mallory killed I Fling Poo with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Karl Kolchek with a pistol. a raptor killed Partiolainen with a pistol. James P Mallory killed westpoint with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed IllCom with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Stephanie Thorn with a pistol. James P Mallory killed xAngelx with a pistol. James P Mallory killed Marion Cobra with a pistol. a raptor killed neotrunks with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed FrankDrebin with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Ssgt Caboose with a pistol. Boris Marven killed Robert McNamara with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Gary The Grinch with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed PapaDracky with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed MaxAxe with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed Cugel1234 with a pistol. Senator Incitatus said "Here it is, your moment of zen" Senator Incitatus killed Stuart Sage with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus broadcast "MASSIVE ZOMBIE BREAK IN AT BUCKLEY MALL, 27 DEAD IN THE NE" from here, on 26.84 MHz. Senator Incitatus broadcast "NEED HELP ASAP!" from here, on 26.84 MHz. Senator Incitatus broadcast "THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!" from here, on 26.84 MHz.

Mitchem emptied and pinata'd

Just waiting for some blind zombie to smash it... Date: Tuesday 17th January 2012. Location: Mitchem Mall, Vinetown. Kills: Twenty-three. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, Jaida Ross, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot. Quote: "OM NOM NOM! Dino hungry." - a raptor. Stuff: The original intention wasn't to pinata the mall, but given a raptor's death and the extra AP we had after emptying it, well, why not? You know you've always wanted to...

Pagram Librarian killed Flammewater with a shotgun. Pagram Librarian killed Benny Novak with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed Major Alex Armstrong with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed Cassidy Gray with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed FOREIGNWARS with a fire axe. Sir Groansalot killed Rick Arkheart with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Wolfgang Fremont with a shotgun. Killaklone killed a raptor with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Cold'One with a shotgun. a raptor rose from the dead as a zombie. Jim Mclusky killed Tank Abbott with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Anton Sather with a pistol. You [a raptor] trash one of the mall's remaining stores. The building is now ruined. You [a raptor] trash one of the mall's remaining stores. The building is now ruined. Elliot Anderson killed Mr Terrific with a pistol. Jaida Ross killed Killaklone with a shotgun. a raptor said "OM NOM NOM! Dino hungry." a raptor killed Beefburger78 with a pistol. a raptor killed FloorWaxer with a knife. a raptor killed El Frito Bandito with a pistol. Jaida Ross killed Eris Kallisti with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed 7thsky with a pistol. Jaida Ross killed garygary14 with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed neonnero with a pistol. Boris Marven killed Areichey with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus killed Roger Mitenox with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed Jake Bettermaker with a pistol. Pagram Librarian killed Senator Incitatus with a pistol. The aftermath, and one opportunistically pinata'd mall.

Nightclubbing in Penny Heights

Cool party, bro. Date: Thursday 2nd February 2012. Location: Club Frossard, Penny Heights and Club Crosland, Penny Heights. Kills: Seventeen. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, Isabel Deverell, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot. Quote: "Tsk. Someone forgot to put the dog out!" - Isabel Deverell. Stuff: Globetrotters, eh? Snack strong, die meek. Best wit of the hit.

Isabel Deverell installed a generator in the building. Senator Incitatus refuelled the generator. Senator Incitatus killed xott with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed docj110 with a shotgun. Jim Mclusky killed Armadillo Meat with a pistol. Pagram Librarian killed DrHealWithIt with a knife. Boris Marven killed PonderousSaxon with a shotgun. Isabel Deverell said "Tsk. Someone forgot to put the dog out!" Sir Groansalot killed Kayla Cole with a pistol. Isabel Deverell killed Pariah Dog with a pistol. a raptor killed evangeline lilly with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus killed ymnl with a pistol. a raptor killed Mr Watt with a shotgun. Isabel Deverell killed Mokeman with a shotgun. Armadillo Meat rose from the dead as a zombie. Elliot Anderson killed feline rescue with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Five Ohh with a pistol. a raptor killed ChesySan with a shotgun. Sir Groansalot killed Oldblackdog with a pistol. Boris Marven killed a raptor with a shotgun. a raptor rose from the dead as a zombie. Jim Mclusky killed Kunaty with a pistol. You [a raptor] ransack further rooms of the building. The building is now ruined.

Bale

Date: Tuesday 14th February 2012. Location: Bale Mall, East Boundwood/Yagoton. Kills: Twenty-nine. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, Graveyardz, Isabel Deverell, Pagram Librarian, Senator Incitatus. Quote: "What the hell, Ellis?! You monster! You animal! Thirteen dead bodies, what kind of creature are you?!" - Jim Mclusky. Poor noob. Stuff: So bloody close to emptying it.

Graveyardz killed Jamie Lake with a pistol. Graveyardz killed Erik Karlsson with a pistol. Boris Marven killed m60fly 2 with a shotgun. Pagram Librarian killed Garry Wilson with a pistol. Pagram Librarian killed NagaSadow with a pistol. Pagram Librarian killed Eugene O'Reilly with a pistol. Boris Marven killed EmiliaK with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed Karen Tomlinson with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed Zhenlien with a shotgun. Jim Mclusky killed Vince Threepwood with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Private Mumford with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Erasmus B Dragen with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed phoenixlink2 with a pistol. Isabel Deverell said "Happy Valentine" Isabel Deverell said "A you're adorable, B you're bleeding uncontrollably, C you're a cutie full of cuts!" Isabel Deverell killed Mule Man with a wine bottle. Isabel Deverell said "I cho-cho-choose you!" Isabel Deverell killed RoadiePC with a pistol. Graveyardz killed Jaegarn with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed TechRay with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed Rheinhold with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed jsr5 with a pistol. a raptor killed Doctor Diabolo with a pistol. a raptor killed etinixa with a pistol. a raptor killed beardgod with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed Obleo251 with a shotgun. Elliot Anderson killed DoomGaze with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed Kari Smith with a shotgun. Elliot Anderson killed Underaling with a shotgun. Private Mumford rose from the dead as a zombie. Jim Mclusky said "What the hell, Ellis?! You monster! You animal! Thirteen dead bodies, what kind of creature are you?!" (after a new, low-level player had entered the building with 13 dead bodies on the ground). Sir Groansalot killed Ellis fenix with a shotgun. Pagram killed Jim Mclusky with a knife. a raptor killed Senator Incitatus with a pistol.

Tarasius

Date: Tuesday 6th March 2012. Location: Tarasius General Hospital, Lerwill Heights. Kills: Twenty-nine. In attendance: A Peaceful Apatosaur, a raptor, Boris Marven, Isabel Deverell, Jaida Ross, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Plinkton, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot. Quote: "This has been such a great siege, I feel like we should throw a surprise party!" ... "SURPRISE!" - Isabel Deverell and "It was pandemonium y'all!" - Yollers P Ballin. Yes, yes it was. Stuff: This was the strike that put us on the map, and also on the radar, after the bulk of it was reported to the Rogues Gallery. Last of the 'linger in target, help defend our targets, launch surprise attack' strikes. Building fell within an hour or two of our appearance. Best wit of the hit... from the P.O.V. of a lucky victim!

Pagram Librarian killed Saint599 with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed Clay Nomex with a pistol. a raptor killed EveryDayOutlaw with a shotgun. Isabel Deverell said "This has been such a great siege, I feel like we should throw a surprise party!" Sir Groansalot killed Badger Thorne with a pistol. Isabel Deverell killed MuddyMaeSuggins with a pistol. Plinkton killed BullMeister with a pistol. Jaida Ross killed Dragonfly77 with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed yurrd with a pistol. a raptor killed zombrony with a shotgun. Pagram Librarian killed redqa with a pistol. a raptor killed digiboy131 with a shotgun. Isabel Deverell said "SURPRISE!!" Senator Incitatus killed Bucky Tesla with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed Firemen Blaze with a pistol. Isabel Deverell killed Raving Lunatic with a pistol. Jim Mclusky said "You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing any more." Senator Incitatus killed Bran Rainey with a pistol. a raptor killed xuanwu with a pistol. Boris Marven killed Phillip Cottonsworth with a shotgun. Pagram Librarian killed Gore Corper with a pistol. Isabel Deverell said "Forrrrrr he's a jolly good felllowww! Which nobody can deny!" Jaida Ross killed RubyRage with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Natalie Portmanteau with a shotgun. Isabel Deverell killed Capt Rick Grimes with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed SantaCruzDead with a shotgun. Isabel Deverell killed txeyen with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Douche McBaggins with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Patty B Quik with a pistol. Jaida Ross killed Jorgamoundr with a pistol. Isabel Deverell said "Great party A++ would shoot again!" A Peaceful Apatosaur said "You maniacs! You blew it up!" CavRecon said "Jaida why did you kill Jorg with your pistol in the Fire station just a minute ago?" Yollers P Ballin said "It was pandemonium y'all!" Jim Mclusky said "You've been a wonderful audience." James P Mallory said "*Comes crashing in from outside* Oi, thank the gods I haven't missed the party. I had to catch a needle. *Winks at the zombies* Sorry Boys." James P Mallory killed SK200 with a well-aimed punch. James P Mallory killed Doctor with a knife. James P Mallory killed Rick Fury with a pistol. James P Mallory said "Sorry Orion, I didn't come fully prepared. We'll have to finish this later. Hope one of you blokes got a picture for me. *Blows a kiss at the crowd*"

Team Zombie Hardcore

An avatar pulled from the TZH forum itself. Date: Tuesday 20th March 2012. Location: Vaugham Cinema, Brooksville and the Hebditch Building, North Blythville and Dear Street Police Dept, North Blythville and Judge Road Police Dept, North Blythville and Club Burney, North Blythville and Bugby Bank, North Blythville and a factory, North Blythville. Kills: Seventeen. In attendance: a raptor, Elliot Anderson, High Powered Mutant, Jaida Ross, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Plinkton, Sir Groansalot. Quote: Team Zombie Hardcore - dirty cheating twats pretending to be internet hardmen pretending to be hyperactive pre-pubescent wankers who don't deserve kill speeches. Anyone else caught in the crossfire was simply out of luck this night. Stuff: A right ol' bhall ache to plan and execute, which saved one or two typically dispersed intended targets a similar fate later on.

High Powered Mutant killed Mark Whalberg with a pistol. High Powered Mutant killed Sneaky Fox with a pistol. High Powered Mutant killed swordsmith4 with a pistol. Plinkton killed Alexander Karelin with a shotgun. a raptor killed RFKzombiekiller with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed Barfield with a shotgun. Jim Mclusky killed Scooty Puff Sr with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed Todd Reacharound with a shotgun. a raptor killed Orion Auros with a shotgun. Jaida Ross killed Papa Nixon with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed littlegood1 with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed TeddyTuxedo with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed Sam Guard with a pistol. Sir Groansalot killed Wizzmed with a pistol. Jaida Ross killed Rachelusha with a fire axe. Pagram Librarian killed Horny Polar Bear with a shotgun. Jaida Ross killed The 12th Imam with a pistol.

Haslock II: Pie Harder

Back for a second helping. Date: Thursday 5th April 2012. Location: the Haslock Building, Chancelwood. Kills: Twenty-eight. In attendance: A Peaceful Apatorsaur, a raptor, Boris Marven, Candy Thief, Elliot Anderson, Graveyardz, High Powered Mutant, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Senator Incitatus. Quote: "OH MY GOD THAT JUST HAPPENED! IT'S NOT SAFE HERE ANYMORE! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? DON'T JUST STAND THERE!" - Senator Incitatus. Stuff: Anything you can do, we can do better (and bigger). Best wit of the hit.

Boris Marven killed DDRJake with a shotgun. a raptor killed physicII with a shotgun. High Powered Mutant killed Ms Lizard with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus said "OH MY GOD THAT JUST HAPPENED!" Jim Mclusky killed Red is Dead with a pistol. Candy Thief killed Peter Doe with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus killed Spejscowboy with a shotgun. High Powered Mutant killed Max Hetfield with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Sari Tanamal with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed Ellis fenix with a pistol. Senator Incitatus said "IT'S NOT SAFE HERE ANYMORE!" a raptor killed Professor Parowski with a shotgun. High Powered Mutant killed HannahGL with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed Hawthorne Valencia with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed OrangeSmoke with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Rddr with a pistol. Candy Thief killed bigdave4 with a shotgun. Graveyardz killed Ephagram with a pistol. a raptor killed Crosshead with a shotgun. Elliot Anderson killed DmOOF with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus said "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!" High Powered Mutant killed KrazeeKaukazian with a pistol. Graveyardz killed Dr Mal Practise with a pistol. a raptor killed Dexxter Morgan with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed Colonel Mitchell with a pistol. Senator Incitatus said "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? DON'T JUST STAND THERE!" Jim Mclusky killed sora28 with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed pasteryviolence with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed Jim Oakleaf with a pistol. Colonel Mitchell rose from the dead as a zombie. A zombie said "Rrh rh mrh, rh rh rrh... Rh ha" Senator Incitatus said "That's right Colonel, SHARE THE LOVE!" Elliot Anderson killed tdot with a knife. Ellis fenix rose from the dead as a zombie. James P Mallory killed Azul Sun with a pistol. James P Mallory killed Jim Mclusky with a pistol.

Bite Strike!

Just a wee nibble. Date: Wednesday 25th April 2012. Location: St George's Hospital, Greentown. Kills: One. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, High Powered Mutant, Jim Mclusky, Plinkton, Sir Groansalot, Senator Incitatus and special guest star *Suburban Zed*. Quote: "And that is my dramatic interpretation of a meatsicle. *BOWS*" - QBee. Stuff: Missed the first couple of Suburban Zed bites by accident, but yes, we took down a 60HP target using *only* the harman bite trick! Best wit of the hit.

Q Bee said "Ooooo Popcicle! *runs into the freezer and gets good and cold. Runs out and steps on the table.* Ta Da! MEATCICLE!" (And now from our consenting target's point-of view...) Boris Marven bit into you for 1 damage. Jim Mclusky bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. Jim Mclusky bit into you for 1 damage. ...and again. High Powered Mutant bit into you for 1 damage. Boris Marven bit into you for 1 damage. Jim Mclusky bit into you for 1 damage. Suburban Zed bit into you for 1 damage. High Powered Mutant bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. Jim Mclusky bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Jim Mclusky bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. Sir Groansalot bit into you for 1 damage. Boris Marven bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. Suburban Zed bit into you for 1 damage. Jim Mclusky bit into you for 1 damage. Boris Marven bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. High Powered Mutant bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. Suburban Zed bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. Boris Marven bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. ...and again. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. Sir Groansalot bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. Suburban Zed bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Jim Mclusky bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. ...and again. Boris Marven bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. a raptor bit into you for 1 damage. Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. Boris Marven bit into you for 1 damage. Sir Groansalot bit into you for 1 damage. Boris Marven bit into you for 1 damage. ...and again. a raptor said "Mmmmm, nommy!" Senator Incitatus bit into you for 1 damage. Plinkton bit into you for 1 damage. You were killed by Plinkton. Boris Marven said "Yummy meatsickle!" Senator Incitatus said "Meat popsicles are delicious!" Q Bee rose from the dead as a zombie. A zombie [Q Bee] said "HAGZ!" Senator Incitatus said "G!ZZAHZ!! ZANZ!NG!!!" A zombie [Q Bee] gestured to the north. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured to the north-east. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured to the east. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured to the south-east. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured to the south. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured to the south-west. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured to the west. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured to the north-west. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured at the ceiling. A zombie [Q Bee] gestured down at the ground. A zombie [Q Bee] said "ZanZrng!" Q Bee said "Thank you Sankhe! And that is my dramatic interpretation of a meatsicle. *BOWS*"

Marven

Date: Thursday 3rd May 2012. Location: Marven Mall, South Blythville. Kills: Twenty-five. In attendance: A Peaceful Apatosaur, a raptor, Boris Marven, High Powered Mutant, Jim Mclusky, Julie Marsh, Pagram Librarian, Plinkton, Senator Incitatus. Quote: 28.28 MHz: "Oh my god. Everyone just died at once!", 28.28 MHz: "Must be some kind of shotgun infection and it's spreading!". Stuff: Just another mall clearance, you know how it is.

Pagram Librarian killed TrainRobber with a pistol. Pagram Librarian killed Normandier with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus killed Christopher Boyd with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed The 300 zombies with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed Collowman with a pistol. Pagram Librarian killed Lance N 4th with a shotgun. Plinkton killed Tony Franks with a pistol. Plinkton killed Doc Champs with a pistol. Plinkton killed sublevel4 with a pistol. Pagram Librarian killed Caesar Augustus with a knife. Jim Mclusky killed Randy L with a pistol. High Powered Mutant killed zombie2k with a pistol. Boris Marven killed Taint Painter with a shotgun. High Powered Mutant killed Officer Chock with a pistol. Julie Marsh killed Kloork with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed DA Darling with a pistol. High Powered Mutant killed trishula with a pistol. Julie Marsh killed Surendil with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Hollow0n3 with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed DonMargera with a shotgun. Jim Mclusky killed PapaJacky with a shotgun. a raptor killed Dunbarmatca with a pistol. a raptor killed Be Eazy with a shotgun. a raptor killed Gcrush with a pistol. 28.28 MHz: "Oh my god. Everyone just died at once!" 28.28 MHz: "Must be some kind of shotgun infection and it's spreading!" Pagram Librarian killed Stay Eazy with a knife.

Tarasius II: Grand Finale

That's going to leave a mark. Date: Sunday May 27th 2012. Location: Tarasius General Hospital, Lerwill Heights. Kills: Thirty-four. In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Candy Thief, Doug Collins, Elliot Anderson, High Powered Mutant, Jaida Ross, Jim Mclusky, Julie Marsh, Plinkton, Senator Incitatus. Quote: "It was a true honor to come here and slaughter you folks in the company of some of the greatest UD characters I know. You've been our treat!" - High Powered Mutant. Stuff: Sealed with a kick.

Candy Thief killed BullMeister with a pistol. Doug Collins killed ZombiePlanet with a shotgun. Wonberger killed a raptor with a shotgun. Elliot Anderson killed Raving Lunatic with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed Dragonfly77 with a pistol. Candy Thief killed Bran Rainey with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Wonberger with a shotgun. Boris Marven said "Rick Fury, you smooching with NATASHA too!" Doug Collins killed Devrij with a shotgun. Plinkton killed JamesRRJ with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed tassajaramonk with a pistol. Boris Marven said "El Perro Bombero, NATASHA is mine, not yours!!!" Julie Marsh killed Reaction77 with a pistol. Boris Marven killed Rick Fury with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed krollthewarriorking with a pistol. Wonberger rose from the dead as a zombie. Plinkton killed OcUKEgon with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed SantaCruzDead with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed El Perro Bombero with a pistol. Elliot Anderson killed SK200 with a pistol. Julie Marsh killed CavRecon with a pistol. Jaida Ross killed John Q Adams with a pistol. Plinkton killed Rojin with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed Sergeant Jenkins with a pistol. Jim Mclusky killed dekez with a pistol. Plinkton killed K Perry with a shotgun. Boris Marven said "K Perry, you too. Do not ever kiss Natasha again!" Senator Incitatus killed Balderd4sh with a shotgun. Senator Incitatus killed MattTheTall with a pistol. Candy Thief killed Yamraj with a pistol. Senator Incitatus killed EveryDayOutlaw with a pistol. a raptor killed Spitchy with a pistol. Doug Collins killed SamuraiJackAG with a shotgun. Elias Barnes killed Jim Mclusky with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed Capt Rick Grimes with a shotgun. Boris Marven killed RubyRage with a pistol. (Elias Barnes was both bitter and sour here as he started crying and whining, and it was hilarious, but sadly we lost it). A zombie [Jim Mclusky] gestured at Elias Barnes. A zombie [Jim Mclusky] said "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jaida Ross said "'It has been fun, Elias. *grabs the canned fish and ice cream* Goodbye!" Jaida Ross said "So long... And thanks for the fish." High Powered Mutant killed neoboy with a shotgun. High Powered Mutant killed Daniel Booth with a pistol. High Powered Mutant killed DoWoGo with a pistol. High Powered Mutant killed Elias Barnes with a pistol. A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. High Powered Mutant said "It was a true honor to come here and slaughter you folks in the company of some of the greatest UD characters I know. You've been our treat!"