Beatbox Kids/DDR's Travelogue/Season 2
Season 2 of DanceDanceRevolution's Travelogue. Currently still being completed, check this space.
Please leave feedback to this travelogue in the DDR's Travelogue Discussion Page, not Season 2's disc. page. Thanks.
Return Episode: Santlerville
Okay, so after failing in my malltour, I went back to me brothers in Santlerville, for the first time since I left after the crushing defeat Santlerville experienced in the Battle of SantLUEville. The short time I spent there during the battle left 3 memories of Santerville in my mind:
- A skyline of destroyed buildings
- Scores of zombie hordes
- A horizon of mountains, all made of rotting carcasses.
Needless to say, when I returned, I was pleasantly surprised by the safe, friendly suburb that awaited me. The stench of rotting corpses had been replaced with dandelion scents, the ruined buildings had been fixed up and beautifully barricaded, and the blood-coated walls of SantLUEville had been replaced with well written spraypainted propaganda.
Santlerville, being free of Zombies and having many happy campers in the local Mall, was home to an array of interesting people, where everyone got along and the only threats in sight were the odd Pkers. The local zerg PK masterminds in Santlerville enjoy a life of executing random survivors and spraying propaganda around the blocks. However, because most of the people in Santlerville and its surrounding suburbs (Heytown in particular) are illiterate, no one really ever reads them.
The more educated of Santlerville's inhabitants like to hold entertaining events for the whole of Santlerville to watch or participate in. Many of these include Fight Nights, Execution Nights and Entertainment Nights.
But, Santlerville is not the paradise I have portrayed it as above. Beneath the well maintained area and clean streets, there lies assholes and weirdo's not common from every other suburb in Santlerville. Dowdney is the PKer's dream, with many idlers and a seemingly neverending amount of trenchcoaters, and, well... that's about all. Okay, I tried really hard to find retarded people from around Santlerville, but the place, compared to the other suburbs I have travelled, is just too bloody clean. The people are so organized and co-operative that arseholes don't get much airtime. Well, maybe I just got disappointed with it's 'goodness'. I wanted another shithole like Fort Perryn.
Okay, so there you have it, kids. Santlerville, the lovable suburb where the people are always cheerful and joking. Feel free to come into the mall and kill a trenchcoater or zerger until your hearts content.
Radio station to listen to:
#26.06 MHz:
Ok look, there is so much propaganda and announcements to kill people on this station it makes your eyes water and your nutsack shrivel. Also, there are random people that use 26.06 to quack to each other. This annoys the hell out of every Santlerville resident because no one can find him and kill him.
Place to visit:
Stand outside the Anthony Building and count to ten. If Finis Valorum doesn't fall ontop of you and crush you, I'll give you $10.
