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Kalei's Journal

The incoherent ramblings of a mad man in the great city of Malton. A place for me to let my thoughts out.


Day #1

It was a humid and sticky August. I found myself in a stupor, stumbling around in the dark Club Botting. Being engaged, it wasn't my preferred type of place to hang out. The wife to be wasn't too thrilled about the company there, but the overall insanity of the place, helped calm me. This was the day, it would all go sideways.

Day #8

The wife to be, got out of town. She realized what was known about me all along. The noises in my head, were always thought of as "Whiskey Ramblings". Turns out that wasn't completely true. The doctor told me I was insane, but given the current climate of the city...

Day #28

The dead. They didn't stay that way for long. It was slightly comforting, to know this new fact. No matter what happened to cause it, it was happening. There was nothing that could change or undo what was going on in the world.

Day #69

His name was Ponbeam. He was wearing what he described as a "smart shirt". No idea what that was, but just knew it sounded really stupid. I couldn't stand to stare at him anymore. His death, the warm blood flowing on the floor of the Selway Building. Something new had started that day.

Day #Q

"Captain's Log, Stardate 43152.4. We are cautiously entering the Delta Rana star system three days after receiving a distress call from the Federation colony on its fourth planet. The garbled transmission reported the colony under attack from an unidentified spacecraft. Our mission is one of rescue and, if necessary, confrontation with a hostile force."

Day #20:45:28

I felt a strange urge come over me. Thankfully, St. John's Hospital cafeteria was open. Chimi Changa are delicious, so I decided to share with everyone. It was a pleasant time had by all involved. The undead outside were definitely happy to eat!

Day #2180

Stopping in Nation Library, little did I know what this day would become. A day, that will stand out in my mind for an eternity. The day I first met Walter Krenshaw. Our Pants Off Dance Off, would officially start.

Day #D or 05-03-2019

Not to be confused with the more well known "D Day". And let me assure you, this day wasn't a walk on the beach either. I found someone. This someone helped ease the storm in my mind. I would scorch the Earth to ensure the safety of this person. My insanity knows no limits.

Day #Batman Symbol

It rained, like cats and dogs. Rain seems to happen a lot in Malton. I lost my rain coat, but found an interesting made blanket. There were some "stains" on it, and the smell was different. When draping it over my shoulder, it felt almost like a cape. Like Edward Scissorshands would say, "Masturbation is hard".

Day #Claim Wizard

Contractors. My personal cell phone number was given to them. They annoy me. Stupid idiotic grunts, who think they are the smartest things out there. If they were so smart, and capable at their jobs, then they wouldn't need me or others like me.

Day #Katie

A bed time story for my possible long lost son, Luke S. If anyone happens to see him wondering amongst this city, please tell him "Dada Kalei is looking for him. I would really like to get a blood sample. For lineage purposes." He was last seen in Shuttlebank area. https://ispy.dxavier.net/1598231327.html

Day #4748

13 years I've been a soul, wondering through Malton. It's helped confuse me morally, psychologically and hormonally. A perfect mind fuck trifecta! My cycle is completely off these days! Any way, time to make the donuts! Or were you expecting me to say spoons?

Day #Forgotten Journal

I kind of forgot I had this thing, until this appeared. Seems I am loved, or rather doing the loving. Not sure who the Peeping Tom is, but they can come help if they want. I got plenty of other secret tips I can give them... If you know what I mean. ;-)

Day #26

  • in my best Etta James voice (which is beautiful by the way)* "Aaaaaat last. The skies are blue". I managed to find a tv, and turned on the game of the 'Murica's! I got my baseball fix as the Braves tomahawk chopped everyone! Oddly enough, some cock stain turned the lights on in the club I watching the game at, and tried to do the same to me. He failed, so I returned the favor!
Day #Centennial Man

My Walter. My dear sweet, sweet Walter. Yagoton was getting pounded like it was a teacup poodle, and the hoards were elephants. I thought my Walter was lost in the wild. I really need to invest in a tracker for him. It took me a couple days, but I was able to find him, for my 100th kill. Now I know, there's plenty of others that were killed, and I'm at like a number waaaaay above that, but the problem is I don't remember a lot of them. This is for sure the 100th time I can remember having a very positive impact on someone else's life in Malton.

Day #420 (Part Deux)

After falling asleep in the Pickle Bank, I found myself, talking to... Myself. It was quite odd. Definitely feel like I'm not alone, like there's a set of invisible eyes watching. If there was, I really hope he didn't see me talking to my plants.

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Day #Taboo 2

I just love going to the movies.

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Day #Happy Haunts

My Walter. My lovely, beautiful human being. The perfect specimen. What else can I really say!? He just gets me! Today, he surprised me, and met me in a motel! We (well mostly me, as he's the strong silent type) exchanged some wonderful words with each other. I also gifted him some sweets, before letting him fall asleep. Until our next rendezvous my sweet prince!

Day 02/18/23

Another day, like any other had started. Unfortunately, it wouldn't end that way. I got the news. It was happening. The family was being torn apart. Emotionally unavailable, financial instability, and more had finally taken it's toll. Just over 9 years, and it was over.

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