Dead Meat

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Dead Meat
Abbreviation:	Dead Meat
Group Numbers:	unknown
Leadership:	Derelict Soul
Goals:	To wander. To eat. To live undeadly.
Recruitment Policy:	Open
Contact:	N/A

Goal

We're hungry. We need to eat. What do you want to have for dinner? I dunno, you wanna go someplace? Sure, what sounds good? Chinese? Italian? I dunno you decide. Well I don't know. I always have to decide. Can't you choose for once? Guess we need to figure out who we're going to munch on.

Origins

Two zombeh chicks got together and were like, "We should totally start our own group." "Yeah, totally."

Strategies

• Find and eat survivors.
• Roam the entire city of Malton.
• Occasionally drag screaming survivors into the street to feed babeh zombehs.
• Occasionally knock down some barricades in order to throw a banquet for our friends.

Organization

We're dead. Who cares about organizing? We just roam the streets looking for epicurean delights. If we wanna work together, we do and it happens mostly by chance. That being said, we're always in the mood for a feast and we'll throw a party for anybody who is near us, Dead Meat members or not. Get a feast, give a feast! Pass it on!

Dead Meat Meet-Up Alert! We've wandered alone for too long. Derelict Soul would like to see her zethren. Maybe it's time to think about organizing a place to hang out for a while. If you have a suggestion as to where, let us know on the talk page.

Joining Dead Meat

Open recruitment. However, we prefer the most stylish and upwardly mobile undead. If that's not you, don't worry. We can help. Just add "Dead Meat" to your profile and you're a member.

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