Dyslexics Of Malton

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Dyslexics of Malton
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Abbreviation: wut
Group Numbers: ???
Leadership: None
Goals: too breng joi and happyness to al
Recruitment Policy: Open, see below
Contact: None

A group of people dedicated to giving witty one-liners before each kill, no matter what the cost is to their integrity.

Recruiting Speech

Do you try to deliver a hilarious put-down before you destroy a zerg, only to be stopped by your inability to spell 'asshat'?
Do zombies die of laughter before you can get your final smackdown on them?
Do your victims blank out your text when reporting you to the RG so as not to soil their posts?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you must feel pretty shit about yourself!
But never fear, the Dyslexics Of Malton are here!
We're a group of people dedicated to honouring and spreading bad spelling throughout Malton!

Recruitment

How to join

Simply put your group name as 'Dyslexics of Malton' and deliver a badly spelled one-liner every time you kill something.

Who can join

Anyone. Whether you're a survivor that kills zombies, a survivor that kills survivors, a zombie that kills survivors or a zombie that kills zombies, you are welcome, as long as you are willing to talk to your victim.
Due to equality issues, we have been forced to also accept CRers and GKers. Damn hippies and their 'non-violent' ways. How the hell do you talk to a generator?

What if I can spell fine

Just pretend you can't. You may find the greasemonkey script below helpful.

What if I'm in another group?

Put a 'Dyslexics Of Malton' badge to your description and act as if you were in both!
(If you don't have anything set as your website, set this page to it.)

Greasemonkey Script

Currently under development. Expect a release soon!

Features

Automatically de-spell your speech, radio, SMS and graffiti messages.

Because bad spelling means you can't talk proper.

Easy ON/OFF switch on the page

Menus suck

Updatable list of corrections!

If you don't like our misspellings, you can make your own. Will require editing the script.

FAQ

Why?

Why not?

Why is this page perfectly spelled?

Spellcheck.

Surely spellcheck is against this group's ethics?

Some people get fussy about badly spelled wiki pages.

What if people laugh at me?

Then you should scold them and point them at this page.

This group offends me

Please accept this picture of a spider as compensation.
$233.99