Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force
| Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force | |
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| Abbreviation: | HUDF |
| Group Numbers: | 4.8768.000 and rising!!! |
| Leadership: | Gordon Treeman |
| Goals: | Defend Havercroft and win the war against the Zombies!1!!! |
| Recruitment Policy: | Just put your name on the list. |
| Contact: | We have a TalkPage, n00b!!!111!! |
Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force
Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force is a group [read "one person"] of brave and skilful veteran soldiers [read "trenchcoaters"] devoted to the protection of Havercroft and the total annihilation of zombies, Pkers and n00bs!!!!11! [yes, there is a logical contradiction between hating Pkers and wanting to kill n00bs, but STFU!]
Members
Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force/recruit
The Ten HUDF Commandments
- You shall not worship any other god but Chuck Norris.
- You shall not put action figures of Chuck Norris and Gordon Treeman making out.
- You shall not call for Gordon Treeman's help in vain.
- You shall not break Gordon Treeman's glasses.
- You shall not dishonour the pathetic name of Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force.
- You shall not murder (unless it is a zombie, a Pker or a n00b).
- You shall not dishonour Gordon Treeman's wife (when he gets one).
- You shall not steal Gordon Treeman's massive-tank.
- You shall not be a Zombie Spy (or you will be PWNed!).
- You shall not drive a Corvette.
Tactics
How to win the game and kill all your enemies and become a super amazing warrior.
Headshot, headshot, headshot!
Shoot them in the head, right between the eyes. Always with two shotguns at the same time.
You do have two hands, right?!
Be a hero
Any HUDF member can knock down 20 zombies at once. Easily.
Airstrike!
Request air support whenever you need. HUDF pilots will come (as soon as possible) and blast them to pieces!
Mechas
HUDF have a secret base full of atomic mecha-robots.
Ask Gordon Treeman for help...
...and he will come right away with his massive tank!
Why would you want to join HUDF?
Money
Heroic actions will be highly rewarded.
Ladies
The sexiest warriors are HUDF members.
Beer
We own the best pubs in Havercroft.
Join the HUDF side!...
... we have cookies too!
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Trenchcoater |
| This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas. |
