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== Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force ==
== [[Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force]] ==


   1. You shall not worship any other god but Chuck Norris.
   1. You shall not worship any other god but Chuck Norris.

Revision as of 19:17, 11 November 2009


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Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force

  1. You shall not worship any other god but Chuck Norris.
  2. You shall not put action figures of Chuck Norris and Gordon Treeman making out.
  3. You shall not call for Gordon Treeman's help in vain.
  4. You shall not break Gordon Treeman's glasses.
  5. You shall not dishonour the pathetic name of Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force.
  6. You shall not murder (unless it is a zombie, a Pker or a n00b).
  7. You shall not dishonour Gordon Treeman's wife (when he gets one).
  8. You shall not steal Gordon Treeman's massive-tank.
  9. You shall not be a Zombie Spy (or you will be PWNed!).
 10. You shall not drive a Corvette.

Why would you want to join HUDF?

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