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== [[Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force]] ==
== [[Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force]] ==


   1. You shall not worship any other god but Chuck Norris.
'''You shall not''':
   2. You shall not put action figures of Chuck Norris and Gordon Treeman making out.
   1. worship any other god but Chuck Norris.
   3. You shall not call for Gordon Treeman's help in vain.
   2. put action figures of Chuck Norris and Gordon Treeman making out.
   4. You shall not break Gordon Treeman's glasses.
   3. call for Gordon Treeman's help in vain.
   5. You shall not dishonour the pathetic name of Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force.
   4. break Gordon Treeman's glasses.
   6. You shall not murder (unless it is a zombie, a Pker or a n00b).
   5. dishonour the pathetic name of Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force.
   7. You shall not dishonour Gordon Treeman's wife (when he gets one).
   6. murder (unless it is a zombie, a Pker or a n00b).
   8. You shall not steal Gordon Treeman's massive-tank.
   7. dishonour Gordon Treeman's wife (when he gets one).
   9. You shall not be a Zombie Spy (or you will be PWNed!).
   8. steal Gordon Treeman's massive-tank.
   10. You shall not drive a Corvette.
   9. be a Zombie Spy (or you will be PWNed!).
   10. drive a Corvette.


'''[[Havercroft_Ultimate_Defense_Force#Why_would_you_want_to_join_HUDF.3F| Why would you want to join HUDF?]]'''
'''[[Havercroft_Ultimate_Defense_Force#Why_would_you_want_to_join_HUDF.3F| Why would you want to join HUDF?]]'''


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Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force

You shall not: 

  1. worship any other god but Chuck Norris.
  2. put action figures of Chuck Norris and Gordon Treeman making out.
  3. call for Gordon Treeman's help in vain.
  4. break Gordon Treeman's glasses.
  5. dishonour the pathetic name of Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force.
  6. murder (unless it is a zombie, a Pker or a n00b).
  7. dishonour Gordon Treeman's wife (when he gets one).
  8. steal Gordon Treeman's massive-tank.
  9. be a Zombie Spy (or you will be PWNed!).
 10. drive a Corvette.

Why would you want to join HUDF?

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