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These are the demands made by each side during the Summer, 2009 attack on Fort 404/Fort Feral    


'''[[Feral Undead]] Demands'''
* 1. Relinquish your copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". We lent it to you like...4 months ago, and we want it back.
* 2. Let us spin the spinner in your game of Naked Twister.
* 3. Send out a harman sacrafaahs. Some of our newbies are hungry.
* 4. Share with us your supply of honey nut cheereos. WE KNOW YOU HAVE THEM IN THERE!!1
* 5. Take a n00d picture of Colonel Bustass and slip it under the gatehouse. Then take Colonel Bustass and slip HER under the gatehouse so we can feel her magnificent ta-tas.  --http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1370229
* 6. Stop reading Twilight. It's a horrible series and it burns our zarmbah eyes 

'''Response to Demands by [[404|404: Barhah Not Found]]'''

* 1. We're really sorry but we lost it one of those times we were dragged out of a building and it got ransacked.
* 2. You're welcome to spin our (naked twister) dial any time ;)
* 3. Done - UweEbola couldn't bring himself to defend a fort and has sacrificed himself outside the gatehouse.
* 4. We don't have honey nut cheerios, but we do have honey. *wink wink* We buy it in bulk.
* 5. I saw her (Colonel Bustass) in the gatehouse for like, 1 second, but we'll do our best (to find her).
* 6. *Googles "Twilight"* MY EYES!

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