S.O.S.L.A

Society Of Sideburns Latin America
Abbreviation:	S.O.S.L.A.
Group Numbers:	4^2
Leadership:	We are all equal..but some are more equal than others
Goals:	Right now, our goal is to secure a suitable building as a HQ(the batcave was taken)
Recruitment Policy:	See below
Contact:	Cai4lg@gmail.com

COMING SOON TO A ZOMBIE INFECTED CITY NEAR YOU!!!!

Starring-

• Mac 13

• Jack Palmer

• PencilCasey

• Grizzly Red

Supporting cast will be updated shortly

Recent News

• May 14th

Nothin much going on we are all just routinely killing zombies

• April 16thWe are now protecting the nunn building while going on strolls outside killing zeds it's all to easy
• April 12th Most members are near/around Tynte Mall protecting Pimpbank from the foul stenches that wonder outside it. All comrades who are not in in Pimpbank are advised to head there now.
• March 28th We are now heading towards Tynte mall to help to rebuild it and maybe settle down in Pimbank which we have renamed Pimpbank cause it's where all the playa's hang.

History

Formed in Siberia in 1742 by a mystical trio of a Dane, a Scotsman and a nearby Mexican. Dedicated to the cause of wiping the zombie threat off the face of the planet, we have now come to Malton. Be afraid, cause we smell worse than the zombies.... and we have awesome sideburns too.

Declaration of War

S.O.S.L.A. declares war on Militant Order of Barhah for being stupid zombie fascists, Although they don't know it yet...We also declare war on StarBucks while we are at it...DEATH TO STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!

PK'er Death List

Anybody who Pk's a member of S.O.S.L.A will be placed on this list and continuously killed until the end of time (or until we get bored). If your a member and you get PKéd then email me with a screenshot and i'll put them on the list!

TrooperElite

c138

Don Vorhees

Recruitment

If your interested in joining S.O.S.L.A, you must meet the following requirements:

1)Be at any level.

2)Have sideburns in your character description (Sideburns are an indicator of awesomeness!).

3)Not have the zombie skill "Brain Rot".

Pk'ers are NOT welcome.

To become a member jut put S.O.S.L.A in the "group" box in your profile, and then put your name in the "starring" section of this wiki with a link to your profile.

Spread the word you dirty monkeys!

Spraypaint the url address to this page anywhere you can in Malton, spread the word!

Also spraying the phrase "Now I have two hearts" (or said after killing a zed) is sufficient and anyone who disagrees with me will end up like bears at a cheese party!!

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	Where is Malton?
	S.O.S.L.A thinks that Malton is in Russia... or Mexico.

	Survivor Security Zone
	S.O.S.L.A. helps to protect the Survivor Security Zone.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.