Talk:The Dead 2.0/uwarned

<pre> [03:33:50 pm] * fuckthedead (Mibbit@synIRC-77E4D6A0.hsd1.nm.comcast.net) has joined #urbandead [03:35:17 pm] <McSpanky> and that's lurching gait on the other one [03:36:49 pm] * Fat_Cow (~woctafu@synIRC-8BFE625A.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com) Quit (Quit: ) [03:37:32 pm] <Sammus> i love the new targets map [03:37:56 pm] <McSpanky> no joke [03:39:20 pm] <Sammus> its basically just a big suburb map now [03:39:26 pm] <Sammus> i can tell exactly where i want to go [03:39:42 pm] <Sammus> Actually, new idea for the globetrotters [03:39:45 pm] <Necros> shit i hate hitting a guy and killing him. stealin other zombie niggas kills. [03:39:52 pm] <Sammus> there are 2 NT buildings around the mall we're in [03:40:06 pm] <Necros> i only hit him once and he dies... and i know someone whos been beating on him for the past 5 minutes is like [03:40:12 pm] <Necros> "GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKING COCK" [03:40:16 pm] <Sammus> ahahaha i've done that [03:40:20 pm] <Sammus> and had it done :-( [03:40:31 pm] <Necros> yeah me too... guess it goes around and comes around [03:40:49 pm] <Sammus> and i always hit different people till i find the lowest HP [03:41:11 pm] <McSpanky> I'm a fireman with hand-to-hand and axe skills and free running [03:41:16 pm] <McSpanky> am I ready for the big leagues? [03:41:29 pm] <Sammus> yup [03:41:33 pm] <McSpanky> sweet [03:41:35 pm] <+Mephiston> bodybuilding [03:41:38 pm] <+Mephiston> diagnosis [03:41:49 pm] <fuckshoes> only if you use axe related puns when killing people [03:41:53 pm] <McSpanky> heh [03:41:58 pm] <fuckthedead> hello who is leader here [03:42:02 pm] <Sammus> I have free running and diagnosis, but shit for any sort of attack skills [03:42:02 pm] <fuckshoes> nobody fuck off [03:42:14 pm] <Sammus> so i just stab people with a knife [03:42:15 pm] <Necros> fuck the dead and also the shoes [03:42:18 pm] <McSpanky> maybe I should chop zombies for another day or two until I have diagnosis [03:42:21 pm] <Sammus> cause 20% is pretty ok in my book [03:42:24 pm] <fuckshoes> i _really_ hate shoes [03:42:29 pm] <rotinaj> i am the leader here [03:42:34 pm] <fuckthedead> i wish to speak with leader of the dead [03:42:40 pm] <rotinaj> if you wish to join us, you will have to be intitiated [03:42:40 pm] <Sammus> You've got him [03:42:42 pm] <Sammus> Rotinaj [03:42:43 pm] <rotinaj> suck my god damned dick [03:42:45 pm] <McSpanky> always thought that meant "shoes to wear while fucking" [03:42:49 pm] <Sammus> is leader [03:42:53 pm] <rotinaj> somone's giving me dome tonight [03:42:56 pm] <+Mephiston> i'm spartacus [03:42:59 pm] <fuckshoes> yeah you got it right spanky [03:42:59 pm] <rotinaj> might as well be the new guy [03:43:00 pm] <+Mephiston> what do you want [03:43:03 pm] <Sammus> I'm 3rd in command, #2 isnt here [03:43:06 pm] <McSpanky> YES [03:43:06 pm] <fuckthedead> Yes, I am here for negotiation [03:43:06 pm] <Sammus> so what do you want [03:43:09 pm] <fuckshoes> fuckshoes = shoes hookers wear when out on business [03:43:10 pm] <rotinaj> so, i take it you want to complain about us or some shit [03:43:11 pm] <+Mephiston> i have a + next to my name [03:43:14 pm] <McSpanky> I am the most cunning linguist [03:43:15 pm] <rotinaj> you want to beg for mercy [03:43:26 pm] <rotinaj> well understand this, bucko, we're coming for all the alive people in malton [03:43:29 pm] * davebo (davebo@synIRC-3CAA9224.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #urbandead [03:43:29 pm] <rotinaj> we're going to eat them [03:43:33 pm] <rotinaj> we're going to kill them [03:43:36 pm] <rotinaj> and we might just fuck them [03:43:40 pm] <fuckthedead> we are prepared to offer you certain suburbs in exchange for your cessastion of hostility [03:43:42 pm] <+Mephiston> they must be desperate if they're coming in here to try and bargain with us [03:43:44 pm] <rotinaj> so surrender all the brown cherries, it's buggering time [03:43:50 pm] <+Mephiston> all we have to say is [03:43:52 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                                [03:43:52 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                                [03:43:52 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                                [03:43:52 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                                [03:43:53 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                                ( ^ this says "FUCK" in big letters, stupid formatting ) [03:43:54 pm] <rotinaj> i am prepared to fuck you with all six feet of my cock [03:43:58 pm] <fuckshoes> tell us where the last two christmas trees are and also exit your strongholds and assume the zombie consumption position [03:43:59 pm] <Sammus> lol [03:44:02 pm] <Sammus> Certain suburbs? [03:44:08 pm] <rotinaj> tell us where the christmas trees are [03:44:11 pm] <Sammus> Yes, tell us where the trees are [03:44:14 pm] <rotinaj> and we may just spare your asshole [03:44:29 pm] <+Mephiston> EVERY SUBURB BELONGS TO US, YOU ARE JUST RENTING IT [03:44:32 pm] <rotinaj> keep them from us and we will see if we can't gape out that wrinkled sphincter [03:44:36 pm] <McSpanky> I have a counteroffer: =========D [03:44:38 pm] <BulkBoulder> we'll give you ridleybank if you tell us where the trees are [03:44:40 pm] <rotinaj> the world belongs to us [03:44:46 pm] <fuckthedead> It is possible that we can find the trees but it will take some time, this is a good deal and I think you should accept it [03:44:49 pm] <rotinaj> we'll give you penny heights if you suck on my testes [03:44:54 pm] <Sammus> by certain suburbs what do you mean? [03:44:57 pm] <rotinaj> you have nothing to negoatiate with [03:44:59 pm] <rotinaj> we will murder you [03:45:01 pm] <+Mephiston> fortunately we dont care what you think, fuckshoes [03:45:02 pm] <rotinaj> you cannot stop us [03:45:04 pm] <fuckshoes> how about you just tell us where the trees are anyway and let us eat you [03:45:04 pm] <rotinaj> you cannot delay us [03:45:05 pm] <+Mephiston> fuckthedead too [03:45:10 pm] <fuckshoes> because both are going to happen anyway [03:45:11 pm] <fuckthedead> name three suburbs and we will say they are yours [03:45:16 pm] <rotinaj> fuckthedead, we will burn all of your suburbs [03:45:19 pm] <rotinaj> we will rape your women [03:45:20 pm] <+Mephiston> okay [03:45:23 pm] <rotinaj> we will murder your children [03:45:25 pm] <Sammus> We want everything from Dunnell hills to Dentonside [03:45:25 pm] <+Mephiston> malton. monroeville [03:45:27 pm] <+Mephiston> and the other one [03:45:33 pm] <rotinaj> we will shit under your christmas tree [03:45:34 pm] <+Mephiston> those are the three we own [03:45:48 pm] <fuckthedead> I think you should except this deal because it will only be offered once [03:45:57 pm] <rotinaj> i demand everything from where penny heights is, over to where dunnell hills is [03:45:57 pm] <+Mephiston> good, now get out [03:45:58 pm] <Sammus> This is negotiation [03:45:59 pm] <rotinaj> give [03:46:06 pm] <rotinaj> Dude, seriously, why should we care about your offer? [03:46:10 pm] <fuckshoes> there are no negotiations, only unconditional surrender [03:46:11 pm] <rotinaj> We will kill all survivors [03:46:19 pm] <Sammus> We own all the suburbs [03:46:20 pm] <rotinaj> We have no reason to negotiate with you [03:46:25 pm] <Sammus> Nothing can stop us [03:46:26 pm] <fuckthedead> because if you dont then our conflict will extend beyond the game and yes i am serious. that is all [03:46:27 pm] <rotinaj> We are an unstoppable force [03:46:32 pm] <rotinaj> bring it [03:46:37 pm] <rotinaj> bring it the fuck on [03:46:38 pm] <Sammus> Yes, bring it [03:46:46 pm] <rotinaj> are you going to hack my gibson? - fuckthedead is Mibbit@synIRC-77E4D6A0.hsd1.nm.comcast.net * http://www.mibbit.com fuckthedead on #urbandead fuckthedead using blizzard.nl.eu.synirc.net Thou shalt not ping before any graven server fuckthedead End of /WHOIS list. - [03:46:55 pm] <fuckthedead> U have been warned. [03:46:58 pm] * fuckthedead (Mibbit@synIRC-77E4D6A0.hsd1.nm.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [03:47:01 pm] <+Mephiston> U [03:47:04 pm] <rotinaj> I have an erection.