The Auditors of Reality

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We want to make things the way they ought to be.
Numbers
Indefinable .


Leader
We all are.


Goal

To exterminate individuality


Recruitment

See recruitment


Contact

Us



The Auditors of Reality in a neutral point of view.

The Auditors of Reality are recognized by their way of always talking in the plural. Their mission is to exterminate all life in Malton, as “to live is to die, and to be a specific person is to live”. Zombies who do not treat the group will go safe, as they are already dead. The Auditors of Reality could be considered a PKer group, but would rather be looked upon as a balancing factor in Malton.


Mission

We are auditors. Auditors of Reality.

What they are is not for us to know, not for us to judge. The Auditors are beings who try to keep the universe in line, lest it do something really outrageous on them. Life is a perpetual wrench in the works for them, and they take every handy oppertunity to stamp it out and let reality go back to simple, managable things like making helium out of hydrogen. The audiotors themselves are not alive, and must counterbalance their existances by referring to themselves in the plural- all are one, and one is all.




Under construction

You may have noticed that some parts are missing. We hope to have this fixed in the comming weeks, thank you for your patience.







"To live is to die, and to be a specific person is to live."


Philosophy
Our ideology


The Auditors
We


Recruitment
How to become an Auditor.


Exterminated beings
The kill list.


Policies
Policies supported by the Auditors



Some elements are "borrowed" from the Ridleybank Resistance Front and the Philosophe Knights. Thank you.