The Beckley Arms Suburban Iniative

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Cheer Up! its not the end of the world...

The Beckley Arms Suburban Iniative
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Abbreviation: BECKS
Group Numbers: 2
Leadership: Whoever wins the nights Darts game.
Goals: To keep Moorhouse PD powered and Zombie free.
Recruitment Policy: Just drop by beckley and give us a shout
Contact: Use the discussion page



The Beckley Arms Suburban Iniative is assigned to the futile task of keeping Moorhouse PD Zed free and Beckley open 24/7....







Beckley Arms, Yagoton, During the Early Outbreak...


Manny - Will you look at this bollocks pfffft you cant believe the rubbish they print nower days.

Mckenzie - Why do you even read David Camerons column?

Manny - I need to read something mind numbingly dull so that i can sober up...

Mckenzie - Why dont you stare at a wall?

Manny - *Stares blankly at a piece of conseptual art on the wall* Nah to interesting. but This!! ive never heard so much crap its worse than a daily mirror. look this bit even claims... the dead have risen!

Mckenzie - Pull the other one!

Manny - Nope i shit you not thats exactly whats in here... lets see... erm... aha dead have risen...yada yada lord hath forsaken... yada yada ... Repent!!! Our father who art in heavaGAAAAAAH!

Mckenzie - HeavaGAAAAAH?

Manny - Yep thats what they wrote! Theres also this red stuff at the bottom... tut there taking the piss i mean really! *slings paper to one side, moves up to window and looks out side*

Mckenzie - WTFs up with you.

Manny - *Recoils quickly from window and heads for the bar* I need a stiff drink.

Mckenzie - cheer up its not the end of the world mate....


The Regulars -

Manny O'Neil - Stumbling in front of you is a Scout and former Red Crescent medic in a black t-shirt and Jeans.He is Clutching a surprisingly full bottle of disarono brandy.He tips his original American Swarchtsky to you and keels over backwards.


Comrade Mckenzie - A survior of vietnam this guy isn't afraid of anything, except loud random bangs. He laughs in the face of zombies as he draws his winchester and blows there brains out.






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On Tap...

The House Special Brew - Mainly consists of Methelated Spirits and Anti freeze. Used to be drunk by Blind Larry.

Guinness - Found in beckley from way before the out break and was said to be imported straight from the Irish Factory in Dublin.

Adnams - A fine norfolk beer said to have been raided from local pubs post out break.

Rusko Vodka - Makes fine use in the few unbroken shotglasses.



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