The Church of Xenu

The Church of Xenu

Abbreviation: Xenu Cult

Group Numbers:  ?

Goals: Spreading the Word of Xenu

Recruitment Policy: Add "Church of Xenu" to your profile and add yourself to our member list [[1]]

Contact: Drop by St. Innocent's Church.

Xenu 
Thank You for Your promises which clearly tell us that 
those who are faithful to Your call will be given all the
wisdom, knowledge and strength they need to accomplish
what they are called to do. Turn our hearts away from
our own selfish desires and re-focus on You with a pure
and holy motivation that helps them to see clearly.
Protect us from the slings and arrows of the Other Religion
as they surely recognize the coming Power of Xenu that will
no longer be a sleeping, lukewarm church, but will now become
a "Force of Xenu" that will not be defeated.

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Contents

1 Welcome to the Church

1.1 Our Mission

1.2 Join Us

1.3 Our Territory

Welcome to the Church

Our Mission

The Church of Xenu spreads the news of Xenu throughout this world, and beyond. Many worlds have no doubt realised the power of Xenu and He awaits for this world to comprehend His power. The world has been plagued by this zombie menace, courtesy of the Other Religion, and Xenu looks at our world waiting to save us. One day Xenu will rescue his followers from the zombies but for the unbelievers... they will be left behind, punishment for their lack of faith. We await that day when Xenu will come in all his majesty and attempt to help all other Thetans achieve Enlightenment, so they too can be rescued.

We operate in Dunnningwood and Reganbank. We attempt to help others onto the right path and build more Shrines and Temples to Xenu. Join us a you too will be saved. Sorry Zombies but you have been taken in by the Other Religion, you will not be saved. Nor will those who stand with the Other Religion e.g. Death Cultists etc. All members should work to eliminate all members of the Other Religion i.e Death Cultists,Zombies etc.

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Join Us

Step 1) Place "Church of Xenu" in your profile.

Step 2) Notify us by by adding yourself to our roster.

Step 2a) Take the Test and Achieve Enlightenment.

Step 3) Make your way to St. Innocents Church in either Reganbank or Dunningwood

Step 4) Help others to achieve the Enlightenment and be saved.

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St. Innocent's Church (Dunningwood)

The First Church of Xenu

This Church was the first of those which were converted to the Church of Xenu after the Other Religion unleashed the zombies onto the world. Those who wish to achieve Enlightenment must first come here to bask in the glory of Xenu and pay due reverence to the first Church to be converted to Xenu.

A recently printed flyer found pinned to the church's bulletin board.

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St. Matthew's Cathedral

The Cathedral of Xenu

This Cathedral holds the Cleansing Fountain of Xenu. Those who wish to achieve Enlightenment should come here to be cleansed of their sins, earthly imperfections and ties. Even those who do not want to be Enlightened should be cleansed and be ready to be saved.

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