The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo

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The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
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Abbreviation: MKOB
Group Numbers: undisclosed
Leadership: Jaxster
Goals: To claim lives in the name of our beloved idol, the Oingo Boingo
Recruitment Policy: Send Email to: x_morfiend_x@yahoo.com to apply

group_contact=Jaxster

Contact: We'll call you

Mission Statement

There seem to be some people who rather mill about at police stations and malls and spraypaint things onto walls instead of going out to the front lines to fight of the zombie hordes. Our mission is to bring the fight to their doorsteps with shotguns and pistols in your face! Nobody is ever safe, and if you are found to be an offender of sloth or just plain chicken, you shall have your head blown off, and you will be offended in 101 ways!

Recruitment Policy

We are currently a semi-open group. What this means is that we are taking applications, but are by no means accepting just anybody who wants to be in. We do this to avoid having spies amongst our ranks.

Bounty Hunters for Hire

We do-do contract killing. If you are interested, please send email to x_morfiend_x@yahoo.com.

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