User:DangerReport/Joachim Mall

(mic) (update) Joachim Mall All corners EHB and powered Hello. Betamaxx, obsolete video format - now retro cool Summary Outlook: we put this festival on you bastards with a lot of love we worked for one year for you pigs and you want to break our walls down? you want to fuckin' destroy us? well you go to hell Class: Ironic mastermind. Affiliation: DSS Red Zone Support Status: ALIVE --Betamaxx ◆◆◆ 11:00, 10 April 2011 (BST) Location: undisclosed --Betamaxx ◆◆◆ 11:33, 11 May 2011 (BST) Bits of Stuff www.hopenothate.co.uk You are inside Alner Mansion. Streamers decorate the walls and empty bottles litter the floor. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded with empty bottles and dead zombies. Also here are Members of the MSP wondering what happened to their HQ. A bar has been set up here. It's out of drinks. Somebody has spraypainted Sorry about the mess. Love the DSS. onto a wall. Since your last turn: Betamaxx Started singing Karoke. (23 hours and 8 minutes ago) Betamaxx Was pushed off stage. (10 hours and 13 minutes ago) You are inside The Houses of Parliament. The building was never evacuated. Moat cleaning equipment, broken chandeliers and 21 lightbulbs litter the floor. The building has been loosely barricaded with dead members of the BNP. Also here are Jeremy Paxman and Peter Sissons looking for someone to interview. Some Party Manifestos are here. They are full of bullshit. Somebody has spraypainted hahahaha... ha ha signed ToNy BlaIR Since your last turn: Gordon Brown Started writing his memoirs (23 hours and 8 minutes ago) Gordon Brown Finished writing his memoirs and looked for a publisher (23 hours and 7 minutes ago) Jacqui Smith's Husband Started watching some porn. (23 hours and 7 minutes ago) David Cameron Is still waiting for an election. (20 hours and 7 minutes ago) A member of the public Isnt surprised to find out that the Tories have also taken advantage of the expenses system. (4 hours and 8 minutes ago) The Lib Dems Still havent gotten over that bloody Lloyd George / Asquith thing. (2 hours and 56 minutes ago) המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad. Mmmm, cheese… DangerReport/Joachim Mall really, really likes cheese. Fascists This user or group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies. Wiki Code Stealer This user is a Wiki Code Stealer and is probably off copying and pasting some code. Happy Man This user thinks zombies need to cheer up Zombies in Space! This user or group has had it with these motherfucking zombies, on this motherfucking space station! Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy. British I am British 18:02, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Mall Danger Levels

Mall Danger Levels
	safe	The mall is barricaded with few to no zombies outside the structure.
	under attack	The mall is barricaded with significant zombies outside the structure.
	under siege	The mall is barricaded with a large number of zombies outside the structure.
	ransacked	Any one mall corner is ransacked or ruined.
	ruined	Two to four mall corners are ransacked or ruined, and few zombies inside the mall.
	in zombie hands	All mall corners are ruined; or zombies inside the mall outnumber survivors.
	rebuilding	Survivors have recently recaptured the mall, but zombies still pose a threat.
	pinata	The mall is above very strongly barricaded in all corners and ruined in all corners.
	unknown	The mall's status is currently unknown.