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'''Dead'''
Edd,the poor sod,is allways in two minds about everything.Why?Well it's because he has multiple personalities.Up untill the outbreak he had to deal with the blankspots in his memory and the occasional slap from a stranger.


Edd is not a happy chappy.Why?Well first off;heads dead.Since he's dead he has no blood circulation,which means he can't get it up.It makes being undead really a living hell.He's bored out of his cracked skull and takes his frustration out on every survivor he can find.Edd has a split personality(his alt).They don't get on well,and for their safety they have been seperated.
'''Edd(the not so dead)'''


'''Alive'''
"Who are you,where am I and why am I covered in scratches?"--First words after the outbreak


Edd is a very happy chappy.He's alive again!And now he's sexualy ambigouse.He's offten found in pubs,enjoying his favorite pass time,forgetting.
"Where did the big fucker go?"--Second words after the outbreak
 
Edd was one of the first to die in the outbreak.When he woke up he couldn't believe his eyes,"I've still got pants on!".Since the outbreak,he's not had any blackouts,but to his surprise people keep calling him Edd'The Dead'.
 
'''Edd''The''Dead'''
 
"Rha! hra bramga"--First 'words' after the outbreak
 
"Ah bramga. !a an a brang!"--Second 'words' after the outbreak
 
Edd(The Dead) didn't like what he saw.There was no blood circulation,non at all.How was he going to have fun now?To make matters worse his throat was dry and he was thirsty as hell.At least he could go and enjoy at pint in his local pub(or could he?).On the upside,he wasn't having as many blackouts as he used to.

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Edd,the poor sod,is allways in two minds about everything.Why?Well it's because he has multiple personalities.Up untill the outbreak he had to deal with the blankspots in his memory and the occasional slap from a stranger.

Edd(the not so dead)

"Who are you,where am I and why am I covered in scratches?"--First words after the outbreak

"Where did the big fucker go?"--Second words after the outbreak

Edd was one of the first to die in the outbreak.When he woke up he couldn't believe his eyes,"I've still got pants on!".Since the outbreak,he's not had any blackouts,but to his surprise people keep calling him Edd'The Dead'.

EddTheDead

"Rha! hra bramga"--First 'words' after the outbreak

"Ah bramga. !a an a brang!"--Second 'words' after the outbreak

Edd(The Dead) didn't like what he saw.There was no blood circulation,non at all.How was he going to have fun now?To make matters worse his throat was dry and he was thirsty as hell.At least he could go and enjoy at pint in his local pub(or could he?).On the upside,he wasn't having as many blackouts as he used to.