User:Edd The Dead

Urban Dead Life

	Alt user
	This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

	Dual Nature
	This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature.

Dead

Edd is not a happy chappy.Why?Well first off;heads dead.Since he's dead he has no blood circulation,which means he can't get it up.It makes being undead really a living hell.He's bored out of his cracked skull and takes his frustration out on every survivor he can find.Edd has a split personality(his alt).They don't get on well,and for their safety they have been seperated.

Alive

Edd is a very happy chappy.He's alive again!And now he's sexualy ambigouse.He's offten found in pubs,enjoying his favorite pass time,forgetting.