User:Fluffy Shark/Stupid
{{UDGame| top=Interface|
NW_location=
|NW_color= Hospital | N_location=
|N_color= Museum | NE_location=
|NE_color= Park | W_location=
|W_color= Hospital | This_location=
|location_color= Gatehouse | E_location=
|E_color= Hospital | SW_location=
|SW_color= Park | S_location=
|S_color= Hospital | SE_location=
|SE_color= Museum |
location=You shout aloud,"EAT ME!"|
profile=You are Who you are (duh). No one special. You are doing something. Nothing special.|
inventory=::You carry nothing. |
middle=You cannot see this text... for some odd reason. Even though you can see it perfectly...
- Please take your time to read this or the whole urban dead society will look down on you, you pitiful fool
The shark advances and in one swift movement, he/she/it (you really can't tell) ties you up. He/she/it fishes a cooking pan and a stove from ...err... somewhere. Despite your frantic and valiant efforts to release yourself, you are met with catsup or ketchup (you really can't tell for some peculiar reason). You scream in delight as, for another odd reason, you taste yourself. Both of you gobble you up and you stand up in triumph as you take the last bite! (Do not worry, dear user, your achievements have been recorded in the 'World Guinness Sticky Pad of Impossible Accomplishments' which, unfortunately, rests in your... stomach? ...)
- Since your last turn:
- • You have died. (right now)
- Possible actions:
