User:HaroldMax

I am Harold Max.

I have always lurked among you, like maggot in the bloated stinking corpse of diseased rat. Servant of the one that bites: The Dark God Alligator.

Until early 2009 everything was going according to my EVIL PLANS, but i never expected to meet such a hideous, blasphemous group of horrifying misfits and combat revivers.

Their name is Cult of the Crocodile.

They worship the hated crocodile and spread their malicious lies about one true god.

I and i alone will restore our dark god and smash Crocodiles intestines beneath my feet like rotten grapes.

Crocodile will die and i will turn it into a nice boots.

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tl;dr I stumbled into dunningwood and got combat revived about 10 times in a row by croc cultists... :<