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You know that guy who is every bit the definition of cool? James Bond playing cards at the BIG money table? This isn't that guy. He's a skinny, ganglely spaz of a man with (prematurely balding) brown hair, pale skin and glasses. You wonder what the Lovely Country military was thinking when they took him in. | You know that guy who is every bit the definition of cool? James Bond playing cards at the BIG money table? This isn't that guy. He's a skinny, ganglely spaz of a man with (prematurely balding) brown hair, pale skin and glasses. You wonder what the Lovely Country military was thinking when they took him in. | ||
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They gave him a firearm and some first aid kits and just dropped him smack into the middle of everything. Is that just stupid? Oh well. | They gave him a firearm and some first aid kits and just dropped him smack into the middle of everything. Is that just stupid? Oh well. | ||
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I also run a zombie up north called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1205075 tZombishop] (after the unlovable but irritating member of [http://theflatearthsociety.org Flat Earth Society]). Maybe you've shot him with your ninja-axe-m16-uzi-shotgun-katana? He's cool with that, though. He understands your need to prove yourself given your lack of access to lady-bits on a regular basis. Poor you. | I also run a zombie up north called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1205075 tZombishop] (after the unlovable but irritating member of [http://theflatearthsociety.org Flat Earth Society]). Maybe you've shot him with your ninja-axe-m16-uzi-shotgun-katana? He's cool with that, though. He understands your need to prove yourself given your lack of access to lady-bits on a regular basis. Poor you. | ||
And if you spent anytime around Paynerton, maybe you were revived by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1211993 Veronica Teartiff]. It's possible you were. Well, she has been talked into working for [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Citizens_Living_In_Teamwork%2C_Organization%2C_Resourcefulness%2C_Insanity%2C_and_Security Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security]. Mainly because it's a interested plan, but also for the lulz. | |||
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You know that guy who is every bit the definition of cool? James Bond playing cards at the BIG money table? This isn't that guy. He's a skinny, ganglely spaz of a man with (prematurely balding) brown hair, pale skin and glasses. You wonder what the Lovely Country military was thinking when they took him in.
They gave him a firearm and some first aid kits and just dropped him smack into the middle of everything. Is that just stupid? Oh well.
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I also run a zombie up north called tZombishop (after the unlovable but irritating member of Flat Earth Society). Maybe you've shot him with your ninja-axe-m16-uzi-shotgun-katana? He's cool with that, though. He understands your need to prove yourself given your lack of access to lady-bits on a regular basis. Poor you.
And if you spent anytime around Paynerton, maybe you were revived by Veronica Teartiff. It's possible you were. Well, she has been talked into working for Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security. Mainly because it's a interested plan, but also for the lulz.
