User:Kirsty cotton/merchandise

File:Collectableplate.jpg Price: Your Life Details: This classic collector's plate is not available is stores. It has been handcrafted by Cobra employees in [location redacted]. Every plate is made of natural materials and crafted to last. Cobra testers work hard breaking plates over the heads of Joes to ensure every plate lives up to the Cobra name. This is a limited-edition special collector's plate. Hurry while supplies last!! File:2discset.jpg Price: Priceless Details: That's right!! All of Kirsty Cotton's Greatest Hits in one 2-disc set. Perfect music for killing Joes. All songs are Cobra approved and contain a minimal of subliminal messages. As a special bonus the first hundred lucky customers receive a free puzzle box! This item is currently in Pre-Order only. File:Nobrainzshirt.png Price: Harman Bra!nz Details: For a limited time only. Get that special zambah in your life (or unlife) a shirt so they can make a statement to those 'survivors' shooting up the street. This item is very limited in quantity, Cobra intercepted a military broadcast offering to send more advanced weapons, instead we asked for 4 crates of these shirts. This product is not compatible with: katanas, automatic weapons, mechs, cannons, etc.