User:Mullo de Tanuka

Nice to meet, he-he. So, you don't know, who am I? What a pity.

I am Mullo de Tanuka, some years ago I was a fucking talented vocalist of great metal band "The Creepy Heart". I and my guys - we had a series of concerts in Malton, when this zombie-apocalypse happened. I lost track of my band among this chaos. Shots, zombies, blood and this incredible scent of despair and madness - that is too cool, and now I'm staying here in quarantine zone, having a lot of fun.

Yea, I'm on a heavy drugs, so what? You react like this is something bad. I used drugs in past, using them now and I am not going to change the habits in future. Finding drugs here is rather simple - just loot a hospital and catch a buzz with me. Because of this I'm not afraid of pain and even death - there are many NecroTech freaks walking through this city. They carry some medicine that pushes zombies back to life. This is the true aROCKalypse, yea... I was missing of this all my life.

Recently I joined a group of survivors called... umm... "DobroSquad" or like that. They are nice guys, but for me - they are a bit boring. They're forcing me to rid off drugs, heh, naive people. However, there are some good-looking girls among them, therefore I'm not ready to leave. Together we kick ass and chew bubble-gum. And they appreciate my firepower, right, fuck yea!

	Russian
	This bastard is Russian.

	Trenchcoater
	This bastard finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.