User:Penguinpyro

Join the Anti-zombie squad for zombie capping lulz
I am located here on the Internets

Character Autobiography

Character Age: 22
Level: 43

Weapon of choice: Fire Axe and Knives
Portrait:

Group: Anti-Zombie Squad!
Metagame Role: Leader, main recruiter and main coordinator of the AZS
Fieldwork Role: Generalist- performs all tasks, combat and non-combat, switching appropriately
Favored Tactics: Synchronized raids, flank repairs and bounty hunting.
Favored Strategy: Snowflacading and Urban Warfare Doctrine

General Personality: Sanguine
Likes: Setting stuff on fire, Antarctica, helping good people, fish pies, abundant tequila, badass women, explosives, and humor (in general).
Dislikes: Not setting stuff on fire, zombies, bad guys, trenchies, and expensive tequila.
Catchphrase: "Got brains? None here!"

Narcissism: Quite a bit, thank you very much.

Alts: Barzarkahr- Bounty Hunter, member of TX
Phoenixcryo- Feral Zombie, no group
Fire Loving Chicken (mostly inactive)- Dual Natured medic/zombie, no group

Real Life Autobiography

I play Urban Dead.

The AZS Rap

Attention Malton- The AZS theme rap!

Sup folks I be Penguinpyro,
I represent AZS crew, for sho'!
We’re here to go and cap some zeds-
With one shot- disperse their heads!
Them zombies don’t know what happenin’!
Cuz’, dawg, we be like lightnin’!

We also hand Pkers their asses!
Cuz’ their brains be fast as molasses!
We’re the AZS, foo’, don’t you know!
When the going gets tough, it’s we who go...

Blasting zed and whupping P-Kay!
Them pansy-arse fools be real g-
Gutless! We lend our members a big hand!
Reviving the innocent, protectin’ the land!

We help the common folk, yes that’s right!
When crud hits fan, we win fight!
Cuz we the AZS, foo’, do the maths!
We’re Always Zlayin’ Sociopaths!

Also: I am awesome

Various fun things

Guide: How to Make a Zerger/Trenchie/Text rapist Useful
Novel:Penguinpyro Wildly Struggles to Make a Zombie Apocalypse Story (must see!)

Various names for the AZS:

• Always Zlaying Sociopaths
  
• Angry Zealot Snipers
  
• Aggressive Zombie Slaughterers
  
• Awesome Zapping Specialists
  
• Amazing Zen Sensation
  
• Annihilating Zombie Stench

List of PKers claimed (started seriously recording November 2010):
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

AZS Discretionary Medals

Various medals awarded by the AZS leadership. Can be won multiple times.
For gaining the squad's general approval: File:AZSHaveCookie.gif
For exceptional courtesy in the face of griefing: File:AZSCivilCourteous.gif
For exceptional efficiency and innovation in combat: File:AZSMadness.gif
For exceptional effort for the cause of Pequilieat: File:AZSPoints.gif
For exceptional bravery against all odds: File:AZSYouGotSpheres.gif