User:Penguinpyro

Join the Anti-zombie squad for zombie capping lulz
I am located here on the Internets

Character Autobiography

Character Age: 22
Level: 43

Weapon of choice: Fire Axe and Knives
Portrait:

Group: Anti-Zombie Squad!
Metagame Role: Leader, main recruiter and main coordinator of the AZS
Fieldwork Role: Generalist- performs all tasks, combat and non-combat, switching appropriately
Favored Tactics: Synchronized raids, flank repairs and bounty hunting.
Favored Strategy: Snowflacading and Urban Warfare Doctrine

General Personality: Sanguine
Likes: Setting stuff on fire, Antarctica, helping good people, fish pies, abundant tequila, badass women, explosives, and humor (in general).
Dislikes: Not setting stuff on fire, zombies, bad guys, trenchies, and expensive tequila.
Catchphrase: "Got brains? None here!"

Narcissism: Quite a bit, thank you very much.

Alts: Barzarkahr- Bounty Hunter, member of TX
Phoenixcryo- Feral Zombie, no group
Fire Loving Chicken (mostly inactive)- Dual Natured medic/zombie, no group

Real Life Autobiography

I play Urban Dead.

The AZS Rap

Attention Malton- The AZS theme rap!

Sup folks I be Penguinpyro,
I represent AZS crew, for sho'!
We’re here to go and cap some zeds-
With one shot- disperse their heads!
Them zombies don’t know what happenin’!
Cuz’, dawg, we be like lightnin’!

We also hand Pkers their asses!
Cuz’ their brains be fast as molasses!
We’re the AZS, foo’, don’t you know!
When the going gets tough, it’s we who go...

Blasting zed and whupping P-Kay!
Them pansy-arse fools be real g-
Gutless! We lend our members a big hand!
Reviving the innocent, protectin’ the land!

We help the common folk, yes that’s right!
When crud hits fan, we win fight!
Cuz we the AZS, foo’, do the maths!
We’re Always Zlayin’ Sociopaths!

Also: I am awesome

Various fun things

Guide: How to Make a Zerger/Trenchie/Text rapist Useful
Novel:Penguinpyro Wildly Struggles to Make a Zombie Apocalypse Story (must see!)

Various names for the AZS:

• Always Zlaying Sociopaths
  
• Angry Zealot Snipers
  
• Aggressive Zombie Slaughterers
  
• Awesome Zapping Specialists
  
• Amazing Zen Sensation
  
• Annihilating Zombie Stench

List of PKers claimed (started seriously recording November 2010):
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

	Battleship Cannons Fire!
	This user thinks that if any battleships are patrolling in the ocean near the location of Malton, they should open fire upon the areas high in zombies because it would be cool to watch them get blown into pieces.

	Beat The Bejesus
	This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...

	Friends Don't Let Friends Zerg
	This user and/or group is opposed to the use of Zergs and multiple character abuse, and reserve the right to publicly humiliate those who do.

	Adventure Tourist
	This user goes on holiday in ruined suburbs.

	Colors
	This user's favorite color is ALL COLORS.

	Crucifixes!!!
	This user thinks that crucifixes should have some sort of use in the game, like being able to power a generator being able to throw them at other players.

	We love...wait a minute
	This user loves the hot fir---oh wait this is going horribly wrong, isn't it...

	Firing Squad
	This is what Gun Kata is for!.

	Good Grooming
	This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.

	Fire is Pretty
	This user thinks that fire is pretty.

	Bounty Hunter
	This User or Group hunts and kills PKers.

	Burn Brightly Little Zombie
	This user supports the use of burning zombies to light the night sky.

	Anti-Combat Reviver
	This user dislikes the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'.

	Anti-Trenchcoater
	This user finds people with 20 shotguns and katanas to be obnoxious.

	Axe Crazy
	This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

	Curse You Encumbrance!!!
	This user carries around a lot of crap.

	Private
	This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.

	Bar Fight (5pts)
	This User successfully killed a Zombie with a Beer Bottle.

	Total Knock Out! (10pts)
	This User successfully killed a Zombie with their Bare Hands.

	I Gots Street Cred Yo! (50pts)
	This User survived 3 hours or more standing outside on the street as a Human with out getting killed.

	Tool Time (10pts)
	This User successfully killed a Zombie with a Toolbox.

	Urban Survivalist (50pts)
	This User actually spent the night in a ransacked building without Zombies finding them.

	Weapon of Choice
	This user's weapon of choice is everything at his disposal.

	Malton Wide
	This group operates on the whole area of Malton!