User:Saria231
"he, zurückkam gerade vom Pub und… WAS DAS BUMSEN!?"
saria231, second LUE siege of Ackland, 2007
"wo sind die zombies? hier? warum das Bumsen nicht sagst du alles!? feuer frei!!! sheisse, wo ist mein gewehr!? aw shit..."
saria231, first LUE siege of Ackland, 2007
"Ein Feind heute, könnte einen Verbündeten morgen prüfen."
Pest02, unknown time and location
journalistic flare: I was a resident of northern raccoon city during the Viral Outbreak a few years ago, used to be a police officer. not part of the R.P.D., mind you: that was the western district, closer to the Arklay Mountains. I would have fought until the bombs dropped, but my Department, lazy as it was, conveniently "forgot" to barricade the Ashford Tunnel, thats how I escaped, and how this whole mess in Malton got started. if I were the kind of responsible girl I was supposed to be, malton would still be the center of commerce in the North American midwest. so now, we're all in the same boat as before, but without the bombs that are now an escape to this hell we face... but dammit, why do they have to smell bad? I once smelled a dog who got squirted by 3 skunks, and even THAT isnt as bad as putrid as these! seriously, though, one would think that a walking corpse would have the common sense to hop into a lake and wash every once in awhile! god, kill me before the smell does! as far as the raccon city stuff goes, that's a load of crap. been in malton all my life. :)
File:449px-SA police force.jpg why she get teh cool hat!?
Zed Observations/research: these zombies differ from those encountered in Raccoon City by their enhanced strength, ability to turn doorknobs, less putrid odor, and partial recollection of their human lives,(this accounts for the possibility of "ressurection"). this is probably because of the Raccoon Virus interacting with expirimental Bio Organic Weapons (*cough* umbrella *cough*). fortunately, this interaction has stifled the zeds ablility to mutate past normal zombie form, and the virus can no longer effect organisms that are not human, monkey, or walrus. they are appearently smarter than their Raccoon counterparts, as it has been discovered that they thought of a way to permanently destroy all Malton Survivors, but the execution of this plan was somewhat botched by their lack of communication ability. they also have the ablility to see through walls and shoot lazer beams from their asses.
these observations are based on absolutely nothing, and any research (if any) was sure to be a half-assed, drunken attempt. *hic*
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