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C:\LOGIN COBRABBS USER:COBRACOMMANDER PASSWORD:SWORDFISH<br>
C:\LOGIN COBRABBS USER:COBRACOMMANDER PASSWORD:SWORDFISH<br>
C:\REALLY LOGIN COBRABBS <nowiki>[Y/N]</nowiki>? <span style="text-decoration: blink"><u>Y</u></span>
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LOADING COBRABBS...<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>
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[[Image:Cobra_commander_1107232473.jpg|frame|right|<span style="color:black">Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Commands Sprinkler system</span>]]
[[Image:Cobra_commander_1107232473.jpg|frame|right|<span style="color:black">Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Commands Sprinkler system</span>]]


We are a loose affiliation of [[PKers|<u><span style="color: #00FF00">PKers</span></u>]] who think that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization <u><span style="color: #00FF00">Cobra</span></u>] was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually ''BE'' Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city.
We are a loose affiliation of [[PKers|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">PKers</span>]] who think that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Cobra</span>] was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually ''BE'' Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city.


Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls.
Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls.
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Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people).
Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people).


This is why I decided to create this [[group|<u><span style="color: #00FF00">"group"</span></u>]]. So that if you ask for a [[revive|<u><span style="color: #00FF00">revive</span></u>]] you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra, and later if the two of you want to have a little fun maybe team up and clean house on a [[Hospital|<u><span style="color: #00FF00">Hospital</span></u>]] or [[NT|<u><span style="color: #00FF00">NT</span></u>]], or maybe you just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row.  
This is why I decided to create this [[group|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">"group"</span>]]. So that if you ask for a [[revive|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">revive</span>]] you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra, and later if the two of you want to have a little fun maybe team up and clean house on a [[Hospital|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Hospital</span>]] or [[NT|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">NT</span>]], or maybe you just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row.  


You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either.
You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either.
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== <span style="color: #00FF00">What is Cobra?</span> ==  
== <span style="color: #00FF00">What is Cobra?</span> ==  


I thought I already fucking told you that... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization Cobra] is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_A_Real_American_Hero GI Joe], who were about as [[trenchie]] as you can get.
I thought I already fucking told you that... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Cobra</span>] is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_A_Real_American_Hero <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">GI Joe</span>], who were about as [[Trenchie|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">trenchie</span>]] as you can get.


Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should.
Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should.
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== <span style="color: #00FF00">Group kill counter</span> ==
== <span style="color: #00FF00">Group kill counter</span> ==


{{PKcount|User=Cobra|Number= 2092}}
{{PKcount|User=Cobra|Number=2195}}






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== <span style="color: #00FF00">Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them</span> ==
::Being added to this list does not meant we plan to stop shooting you.
*[[Umbrella Corporation]] - After contacting us in hopes of peace they have accepted our terms for ceasefire, and we are now neutral towards them.
*[[The Abandoned]] - Our first real rivals, we still like to wander over to Yagoton and give them a friendly spanking every now and again!
*[[Aquila Corporation]] - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities.
*[[82nd Airborne Division]] - Came to us asking for an alliance, declared war on us after a minor incident in a fort and cried like toddlers.
== <span style="color: #00FF00">How do I join this illustrious organization?</span> ==
[[Image:Propagandaoe7.jpg|frame|right|<span style="color: black">Its always best to recruit members when they are young and impressionable.</span>]]
It is all explained [http://cobrakills.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=ca&action=display&thread=2 here.]
Bottom line though, you've gotta be a [[PKer]] to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate, as natural to Malton as water is to the rest of the world.. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die.
There is a trial period for most new members where they are tested to prove their dedication and worth, if they pass they will be accepted with open arms as a full member of Cobra.
Members of Cobra enjoy many benefits such as full gym membership, color television, a life time supply of venom, and an excellent dental plan.
Once you are member, you might want to put this on your user page:
{{Cobra|User=This alt}}


== <span style="color: #00FF00">Where exactly are you?</span> ==
== <span style="color: #00FF00">Where exactly are you?</span> ==


We're wandering around the city. Yeah, wandering.
We're wandering around the city. Yeah, wandering.
== <span style="color: #00FF00">Allies</span> ==
*[[Legends of Darkness]]
*[[RDD]]
*[[Wolfpack Brotherhood]]
{{Cobra/rdd|User=Malton}}


== <span style="color: #00FF00">Anything else I need to know?</span> ==
== <span style="color: #00FF00">Anything else I need to know?</span> ==

Latest revision as of 01:31, 9 July 2011

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We are going to do whatever the fuck we want.
HOME JOINING DIPLOMACY GUIDE


COBRA
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Abbreviation: None
Group Numbers: Around 10 active
Leadership: Sage Carr
Goals: Destroy GI Joe, Take over the World, Etc.
Recruitment Policy: A guide on joining exists on our forum
Contact: The talk page here or our forum

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Who are we?

Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Commands Sprinkler system

We are a loose affiliation of PKers who think that Cobra was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually BE Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city.

Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls.

Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people).

This is why I decided to create this "group". So that if you ask for a revive you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra, and later if the two of you want to have a little fun maybe team up and clean house on a Hospital or NT, or maybe you just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row.

You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either.


What is Cobra?

I thought I already fucking told you that... Cobra is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", GI Joe, who were about as trenchie as you can get.

Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should.


What do you want?

Why, to kill you of course.

Really I cant make it any simpler than that.


Group kill counter

Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
Cobra has PKed 2195 people.


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Where exactly are you?

We're wandering around the city. Yeah, wandering.

Anything else I need to know?

We support all things Cobra related that are either cool or evil. Like those sweet cars, or the Cobra Kai karate dojo from that Karate Kid movie (fucking Ralph Macchio) and of course the actual snakes.


Policies we abide by

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.