User:TehHeyhey

The Player

I was delivering a crate of beer to the Much Arms in 1998, but my truck broke down. Seeing the (seeming) friendly people at St Barbara's Church next door, I decided to sleep there overnight while the nice folks at Nott Auto fixed up my truck. However, I soon discovered that the folks there aren't exactly... normal. To make a long story short, I was locked in the basement and forced against my will to be brainwashed in their cultist ways. While I was in captivity, I made it a point to learn all I could about the church and its surrounding buildings. In the 7 years I was there, I managed to gather a lot of information and even some basic survival skills. I also gained the trust of some of the less devoted cultists there, which I knew would be vital in my escape. One night, while the brothers were doing their daily studies of the movie in which their dear Barbara was martyred, I managed to slip out the back doors of the congregation. I ran as quickly as my feeble, slavery-ravaged body could run to Anne General Hospital, whose doctors were alarmed at my poor, malnutritioned appearance. They offered my shelter as I recovered, but while I was in the hospital, I realized something the cultists had kept secret from me - The last trucks out of Malton had already left, and I was stuck in this mostly-unfamiliar town to battle the horde. Since I already knew the Dulston area, I decided to team up with the survivors and fight them. Since the cultists have been cleared from the building, I tend to take up residence in and around St. Barbara's church these days, doing my best to keep out those who once kept me in there for so long.

The Diaries

Well, since I'm a fairly active survivor in one of Malton's more active 'burbs, I decided I'm going to make a diary. Earliest events are first - Enjoy :D

☼ Today was relatively uneventful. In the day following the siege of Trood by the horde, I awoke to find that it was ruined with 12 zombies inside. I did my best to combat the horde, but to my despair, not a single zombie was slain. I am currently taking refuge in St. Barbara's Church, and plan to continue the fight tomorrow. TehHeyhey 00:03, 20 August 2008 (BST)

☼ Wow, a lot of bad luck has been happening lately. St. Barbara's was broken into while I was asleep, and of course, I'm the one to die :P At the time of writing, I'm standing here at Duport Avenue, hoping some kind soul will come out of Whitlock to revive me. The Trood Building is still ruined, so I know better than to hope for a revive at the cemetery south of it. Hopefully Dulston's survivors' luck will change tomorrow. Meanwhile, its nice to see that two suburbs near us went green today. TehHeyhey 21:39, 20 August 2008 (BST)