User:Toejam/Quotes

This page is a collection of my favourite quotes from the wiki.

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• Okay. I'm trying to calm down now. It's just kinda like drawing a line in the sand and then having someone leap over the line and crap on your shoes.-- Nali

• And yes, the name needs to change. I don't want to use my 'nads to access NecroNet. --Pavluk A! E! 13:37, 29 September 2007 (BST)

• It's rambling and paranoiac... Needs to be turned into a mini-game! :) --WanYao

• No, yours is annoying, just not high end deluxe annoying. ---Karek

• opening up a whole new can of juicy drama-worms? --Seventythree

• There are times when being the Pit Bull doesnt do you any good when the opponet you just destroyed is a skunk. --Conndraka

• -Those of you who have eaten styrofoam before will know how important flavour is. --Cap'n Silly

• You didn't know that all the randomity in UD is in real life Kevan throwing dices? :P --Duke Garland

• Re - Motherfucking BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES Undeadinator

• There's a shitstorm coming? I thought this was the shistorm? this is just the shit drizzle? Oh shit... --Tom Jennings the iWitness Photo Guy Editor and Chief of The Daily Spotlight

• ...note that these rules should not be enforced all the time, or we would end in a bureaucratic mayhem like this wiki was in the past. Rules should exist only to protect and make our lives easier, not to be enforced in all occasions and by the letter. The first leads to a healthy community, while the other leads to a wiki-lawyering community, which i believe no one here wants. And carry this discussion in the talk page, please --hagnat

• Against - PREPARE THYSELVES FOR A HOLOCAUST OF BLOOD UNPARALLELED IN HUMAN RECKONING! DO NOT WEEP FOR THE INNOCENT WHEN THE FIRE COMES FOR THEM, FOR BY NOW THEIR INNOCENCE IS FOREVER LOST! WAR! ENDLESS WAR AGAINST AN INSATIABLE ENEMY, UNTIL THE PURE AND FOUL ALIKE HAVE BEEN FELLED BY THE STEEL AND LIE BROKEN AND TWISTED UPON THE SCORCHED EARTH! --Undeadinator

• Discussing with you is as productive as talking to walls, but less amusing. --Matthew Fahrenheit

• lol. attempted murder and he wants execution. --J3D

• When the zombies first break loose, the first thing I don't do is get naked. --Heretic144

• Kevan personally told me this was a good idea (in a dream). --Ron Burgundy

• On Arbitration: We need a case called "Everyone vs. Everyone". I'll be the lawyer and use the Chewbacca Defence. --Sonny Corleone

• (In a discussion about which side a game update is worse to) In the meantime, until experience shows who is right or someone does actually do the maths, perhaps we should all - survivor sympathizers and zombie sympathizers alike - run around crying 'OH NOES'. - Garum 20:33, 28 May 2008 (BST)

• Vouch - What can I say about kooks. Well, we have a long history, him and me. The history is quite vague, but I am here to quench the historians, and give validation to our story. kooks and I were both forged in the the Mountains of Mordora (not to be confused with the fictionalized version Mordor). The lava that flowed there was was both green and indigo. I was forged from the green, while kooks was forged from the indigo. Forged in indigo, kooks power lies in his compassion. And his story begins here, and our paths have crossed many times throughout space and time. I next encountered kooks when we were just boys learning our powers. I was quickly learning my chosen destiny of being awesome, while kooks was learning the betterment of mankind. It was easy to see how we first became friends. Two living constructs once again joined again, tag-teamed to bring greatness to the known world, and they did just that. Entertaining the masses and helping the poor, the tired, and the sick. I would be doing puppet shows, impressions, and minor magic tricks, while kooks would be helping old women to the privy, kissing babies, and healing the blind. Our fates were definitely intertwined, and we both knew our destiny's even as a child. While visiting the now erased from history town of Ulrich, we both parted ways. I needed to move on, and be awesome, and he felt the need to stay back and help with the deadly plague to which have befallen the lowly village. I wouldn't be for nearly 7 years until we'd meet again. We were both 16 (by our reckoning of course). The world was much older then, and into a cultural renaissance. It was in Paris where we had met up again. At the time, I was painting nudes of old lonely housewives to give their husbands something to win back their attentions, and through one of these women, I found that she was being consoled by kooks. A humanitarian in many ways, he never once took advantage of her, while me, on the otherhand, saw her naked and got paid for it. We picked up where we had nearly left off. Come together for the greater good of mankind. Together, the renaissance boomed around us. Inspiration and happiness abound for all those who came across us. The world grew much brighter around us. The sky was clearer, and the flowers color was purer. But one night there was a great storm as we were traveling from Paris to Rome (we knew laylines that most mortals could not comprehend). It was cold, and the storm was relentless, and we were without shelter. We relied on ourselves for survival. We held eachother for warmth, and if it weren't for either of us, we would have surely perished. Though, it was that night we had shared a simple kiss. It wasn't homoerotic by any sense, as we were both androgynous constructs, and have yet to pick our gender. But that kiss, forged our salivas there and created a treatment for a dreaded plague which we came across shortly afterwards in Italy. We knew our fates were definitely intertwined, but like before we soon separated on our own seperate paths after we reached Rome. We had both chosen our gender, both male, and it was at that time we both felt the awkwardness of the kiss. It wasn't for several generations until our paths crossed again for the most recent time. I had run across kooks again, during the age of technology, here on the internet playing this simple game of Urban Dead. I found that he taken akin to a lil of my style, as I had with his. Having fun and being ourselves, while each furthering both of our causes. When kooks first told me he wished to dedicate himself to the wiki, I couldn't have been more proud. He knew where the most help was needed, as the wiki has been most akin to that of Babylon. I know he will make a great addition, and bring happiness and stability to a near lawless society.--Anime Sucks

• I'm sorry we don't agree. Have a nice day. --WanYao

• I never supported removing the groups listing. I am opposed to that. Odd... Everyone seems to be, like, having textual hallucinations in this discussion... --WanYao

• Without wanting to cause an argument or any ill-feeling, as you've chosen to open this conversation with an insulting ad hominem attempt to undermine my point ("mixing up your fantasies with reality"), and I know from past experience that attempting to get you to stop being insulting whilst debating a topic is apparently a waste of time, this is all I'll say on your proposal, and will submit all my reasons for voting only when I vote. If you're willing to be polite, and indicate so, then I'd be happy to discuss it further. --Funt Solo

• Count me in but I demand my share of the blame ;) --Honestmistake

• The main attraction in Mockridge these days is Pushing Zombies Down Steep Hills. Splat-splat-splat-splat-splat! This is why Mockridgers are nearly always the best at Zombie Skittles. --'Mockridge Heights' page.