User talk:Colette Hart/International Axe Hating Week

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Where do I sign?

Do you have any idea how much it hurts to have an axe in your skull? I don't, because I'm already dead. But it's pretty annoying. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 08:09, 18 July 2010 (BST)

No need for signing in. Join our protests and destroy axes, and perhaps eat a fireman or two in our honor. Down with the axe culture!!!

--Colette Hart 05:31, 19 July 2010 (BST)

I'll start spraypainting. I assume I have permission to edit the page? If not, revert away. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 06:13, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Just no zombie propaganda, please. --Colette Hart 08:15, 19 July 2010(BST)

Changed my mind. Please put zombie propaganda in the "For Zombies" Section.

--Colette Hart 08:32, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Hey!

What's with all this hate against me?!? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 05:53, 19 July 2010 (BST)

No hatred towards you, whoever you are... --Colette Hart 08:15, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Axe Hack < Shotgun Blast - Shotgun Blast may not be quite as common a visitor as Axe Hack, but when he does show up, he makes a difference. You should learn to be more like your powder based cousins. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 06:13, 19 July 2010 (BST)

But I don't require reload time. =( --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 06:17, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Only because your effect is so drawn out and stretched. When you're reloading a shotgun, you're not wasting AP, you're supercharging your weapon, so you can actually kill something (or often many things) in a day. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Axe Hack < Knife Stab - Knife Stab is an invaluable helper. He tests everything, sees how close they are to completion, and reports the facts. Without him, you'd be wasting your time trying to solve the difficult problems, totally unaware that another is almost fixed. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Axe Hack < Death Grip - Vastly more efficient than Axe Hack, Death Grip gets stuff done. He's no less versatile, but he's almost as productive as his explosive cousins. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Axe Hack < Neck Lunge - Neck Lunge does things just as efficiently as Axe Hack, but he also goes the extra mile to ensure that his work cannot be undone easily. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Axe Hack < Pistol Shot - BOOM! Headshot. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Now I'm sad. I'm gonna go hide in that corner over there... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 06:46, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Will nobody defend the humble Axe Hack? Considering that we are all indeed "Hacks", I shall endeavor to pick up the gauntlet. Interesting discussion. Indulge me in reviewing my two cents. I see it this way: Axe Proficiency: 40% Accuracy, Average Damage Per AP: 1.2 , Average Damage Per 5 Attacks: 6 , To Kill 50HP Enemy: 43 Attacks Versus my favorite the Knife: Knife Combat: 50% Accuracy Average, Damage Per AP: 1.0, Average Damage Per 5 Attacks: 5, To Kill 50HP Enemy: 50 Attacks! Clearly Axe is king and knife is a great finisher, information gatherer and light dimmer switch. So axe hack is the "one" of the one, two punch of melee fighting. Also you can start with the knife jab for info, switch to the axe for the damage and once the target is @ 4 HP knife stab for the finisher @ a higher hit rate. If you consider that the Axe is good against overcades as well-you can see why it should be standard equipment. Also-I am pretty sure that Axe Hack and Knife Stab will also result in "Headshot" (and rightfully so) once you have that skill. Needles, axe and knife. And lets not forget the most feared survivor weapons: the toolbox and the FAK-but that is a different conversation. --Belisarius17 17:49, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Actually, that's what guns are for. Stab and Blast. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 17:59, 19 July 2010 (BST)

"Wrong" HA! Funny-that was almost as good as the pirates! But to your point; that is a best case situation that you (quite rightly) put forward in support of your position. However, if you are a survivor who goes into RED burbs on a regular basis you will end up in melee combat sooner or later-sooner if you are part of a shieldwall. Then it is the axes that sing the sweetest song!--Belisarius17 18:08, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Pfffft, I thought survivors were all about mobility. Just leave and come back with some ammo. There's no point in almost killing something. --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 18:13, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Hmph! Never thought I would hear a DEADicated soldier of BARHAH say there was no point in almost killing something. Where is that ol' Samurai spirit Trip? Could it be that some of the "stinkin Harmans" who willingly die in the shieldwall while sowing damage to their opponents so a resource build is held have more of the Berserker spirit than Barhah? To answer your question with a question-what is the point of killing a low HP zed if you can't dump the body and cade? He will stand up at full HP as I am sure you know. Better to cade behind him and take a few shots/slashes to weaken him and spare your friends-most zeds almost always will attack you in return so you save the sleepers (not you though-you focus on infecting first-your guy is a crafty zed who is thinking big picture: which is why you are a valued opponent). Also it is OFTEN usefull to take zeds down to low HP outside a building so they can be dispatched if they break in. And of course there is also ZKing outside a cade while undead if you have extra AP until you are revived. Survivors like the Wulves are all about the mission-manuverability is only a means to an end.--Belisarius17 20:00, 19 July 2010 (BST)

The Plan

Here's my interpretation: You will publish a pre-written speech on the 19th. Beginning immediately after this, we'll spend two days producing propaganda, two days overbarricading/ruining Fire Stations, and then kill people in Fire Stations until you deliver a second, pre-written speech. Correct? --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 07:39, 19 July 2010 (BST)

I wasn't going to take this THAT seriously... I had writing a speech, a few spraypainting around the city and PKing a fireman or two, and ending with another speech in mind, but go ahead and ruin the Fire Stations if want. And take a couple of your zed friends with you if you want.

--Colette Hart 08:15, 19 July 2010 (BST)