User talk:Goofy Mccoy/H K 47

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QUERY: Do you have something you wish to say, Meatbag?

New Master Hotline

  • Who shall I kill for you, master?


Praise

  • I'm the best at what I do, and Hugh Jackman can eat hot laser death.

Glad I could brighten your fleeting mortal existence, meatbag.

Complaints

  • Whiney, ungrateful, water-based organic flesh balls...

"...I wanted to sleep and your clanging and banging was a bit distracting." -Strayla - terminated for insolence and impersonating a qualified mechanic.