User talk:Goofy Mccoy/H K 47

New Master Hotline

-:Who shall I kill for you, master?:-

Praise

-:I'm the best at what I do.:-

• Glad I could brighten your fleeting mortal existence, meatbag.
• QUERY: Was somebody looking for me?

Complaints

-:Whiney, ungrateful, water-based organic flesh balls...:-

• "...I wanted to sleep and your clanging and banging was a bit distracting." -Strayla - terminated for insolence and impersonating a qualified mechanic.