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| '''Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change any header or title herein to anything i feel like. Don't like it? Then don't post here.'''<br> | | '''Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change any header or title herein to anything i feel like. Don't like it? Then don't post here.'''<br> |
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| <center>**** SEXY 64 BASIC V3 ****<br>
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| 64K LULZ READY SYSTEM KEMPY IZ G4Y</center>
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| 10 PRINT "KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!"<br>
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| *'''Talk Page Archives:''' [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive| 2006 - 2009]],[[User:Sexualharrison/Archive2|2010]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive3|2011]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive4|2012]]<br> | | *'''Talk Page Archives:''' [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive| 2006 - 2009]],[[User:Sexualharrison/Archive2|2010]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive3|2011]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive4|2012]], [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive5|2013]]<br> |
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| *<small> conversation moved to it's own talk page.</small> -[[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="border:solid 1px #af7817;padding:0px 1px;background-color:#e7dfce;color:#000;">'''אמת'''</span>]] <sup>[[Philosophe Knights|<span style="color:#af7817">PK</span>]]</sup> | | *<small> conversation moved to it's own talk page.</small> -[[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="border:solid 1px #af7817;padding:0px 1px;background-color:#e7dfce;color:#000;">'''אמת'''</span>]] <sup>[[Philosophe Knights|<span style="color:#af7817">PK</span>]]</sup> |
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| ==Hi Golam!== | | == [[User talk:Revenant#i'm so going to bother you on facebook you gob.|Re:botheration]] == |
| | | Liar! {{:P}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:21, 11 July 2014 (UTC) |
| I gotta say, you're one attractive lump of clay!
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| I just wanted to let you know that it's time to stop those money-grubbing, conservative bastards over at [[Team Zombie Hardcore]]. They're trying to eliminate all scripted television in Malton, and descend us into horrible reality show TV entertainment like, "Today I cooked some Cabbage."
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| To hell with them I say!
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| Please help us get the word out, and join us if you like. Tell all your spooky buddies in the [[Philosophe Knights]] what we're up to please.
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| Tell all your other friends who don't want to PK anybody to punch a member of [[Team Zombie Hardcore|TZH]] today and say, <font color="red">"I want quality TV in Malton!"</font>
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| Thanks, and keep up your own great work!
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| Kiss kiss!--[[User:Sarah Silverman|Sarah Silverman]] 15:38, 8 February 2013 (UTC)
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| ''(Wow. I kissed a Rabbi. Thank goodness Jewish girls don't have to go to confession!)''
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| :aww thanks! but the [[Philosophe Knights]] will always be at war with TZH. they are the dark to our light. just let us know if you need a revive or anything else.---[[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="border:solid 1px #af7817;padding:0px 1px;background-color:#e7dfce;color:#000;">'''אמת'''</span>]] <sup>[[Philosophe Knights|<span style="color:#af7817">PK</span>]]</sup>16:07, 8 February 2013
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| == ur user page ==
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| is ripped off from mine ? how come ? --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 01:48, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
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| :it was ripped off from one of yours and jorms pages from like 06'- 07'. credit is due to you man.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:13, 19 March 2013 </small>
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| ::i'm gonna steal his new one just to annoy him {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 22:38, 19 March 2013 (UTC) {{Like|1}}
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| ::: imma gonna register my user page layout so you cant use it... HAH! --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 02:32, 5 May 2013 (BST)
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| ::::and who is gonna enforce that?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:35, 5 May 2013 </small>
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| ::::: ghostbusters!!! wait, those are the one ima supposed to call... --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 04:18, 6 May 2013 (BST)
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| :::::: and speaking about 'em... what would be their impact in Malton ? would they be able to handle the zombie crisis with their proton guns and all ? --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 04:19, 6 May 2013 (BST)
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| :::::::lets ram that shit and unlicensed nuclear accelerators thru the suggestions page or has some other asshat suggested it already?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>04:46, 6 May 2013 </small>
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| == Spambubbles ==
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| I don't think I've touched the title yet. I find the game quite entertaining, and it doesn't harm anyone. I do like the "you can only change it if you report a bot" rule, though, so I'd revert anytime it's changed without that. {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 02:37, 21 March 2013 (UTC)
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| :works for me.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:11, 21 March 2013 </small>
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| ==Please add Keep in Front of Vote==
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| I know that it is not required, but please write '''Keep''' in front of your keep vote on my suggestion. [[User:Lpha|Lpha]] 03:40, 6 April 2013 (BST)
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| :Out of curiosity, why? The same applies to my vote as well, so I'd be interested in knowing the reasoning. Whether it says Keep or not has no bearing on the vote itself, since by merely being in the appropriate section it constitutes a Keep vote. The only time something needs to be said is in the Spam/Dupe section, or if someone wants to make a "Keep/Change" vote. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 04:18, 6 April 2013 (BST)
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| :::The OCD is strong with this one <small>-- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] 04:38, 6 April 2013 (BST)</small>
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| ::no problem. I'll just change it to kill vote. anything else? --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>04:23, 6 April 2013 </small>
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| :Lol ok then mate {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 05:02, 6 April 2013 (BST)
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| == Use it in good health == | |
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| {{Because Harrison}}
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| {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 01:24, 6 May 2013 (BST)
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| :needs the tits--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>04:46, 6 May 2013 </small>
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| ::Yeah, I tried that before I did the blank white image (seriously, I did). The blank white image makes a statement that "Because Harrison" is all that needs to be said; nothing else is necessary. The boobs say something else that's unnecessary, hence why I decided against using them. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 05:10, 6 May 2013 (BST)
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| :maybe add a graphic image of FUCK U! ? {{unsigned|Sexualharrison}}
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| ::You're welcome to modify it as you want, ya know. I made it for you to use however you want, after all. :P {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 06:12, 1 June 2013 (BST)
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| :::i'm too lazy--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>11:42, 2 June 2013 </small>
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| ::::You're welcome. :P {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 00:40, 6 July 2013 (BST)
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| :::::it is the perfect .gif. dun't ye dink? and what did i muck up--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>03:38, 6 July 2013 </small>
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| ::::::It suits you. And you didn't muck up anything, really. You just tried to do something it couldn't do. With that template, you're just supposed to give it the filename of the image, but you wanted to also set a custom size for the image. I got rid of the template transclusion and just set it up to use the code from the template directly. A happy consequence is that it is super minimally more efficient than it used to be. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 04:50, 6 July 2013 (BST)
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| GREEN HILL ZONE WAS BETTER {{unsigned|Karloth vois | 19:35, May 17, 2013}}
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| :not as good as the suger hill gang.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>05:44, 19 May 2013 </small>
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| == Why can't we be friends? ==
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| I just want to be loved :c [[User:CyberOpposition|-.-]] 13:50, 18 August 2013 (BST)
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| :go away. i'm not done scraping you off the bottom of my jack boot.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>14:08, 18 August 2013 </small>
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| :: Awh, I don't care about that, I just want huuugs. In regards to Cobras invasion though, you haven't got me yet ;) Although Sarah Silverman did PK me in Dartside. Sad. [[User:CyberOpposition|-.-]] 14:30, 18 August 2013 (BST)
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| :::well stop running away. another thing, you are not welcome on my talk page. all future posts from you will be reverted unread. good day.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>15:37, 18 August 2013 </small>
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| ::::"Muahaha, I got my ass murdered by someone else, not you, because I pussed out too fast for you to catch up to." Good job, Cyber, you set the bar about right for yourself, now to move onto taking a potty without a training seat. I can't wait to see how you spin getting kicked out of your declared territory of Williamsville as a victory.--[[User:RadicalWhig|RadicalWhig]] 04:45, 19 August 2013 (BST)
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| == Need help counting failfuck? ==
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| *[http://iamscott.net/1376726848786.html]
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| i think we can say that that is 2?right?
| | [https://www.dropbox.com/s/shcn7sr0s4qz6wi/Screenshot%202015-10-06%2022.51.33.png?dl=0 fine to me]? {{signed|Revenant|12:03, 6 October 2015 (UTC)}} |
| | :better--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>13:33, 8 October 2015 </small> |
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| 2 kills for 7 hits on Cobra.I think i can take down your trannyfarm singlehandedly.
| | == Userscripts work? == |
| [[User:Paynetrain|<font size="4" face="Matura MT Script Capitals" color="red">Payne</font>]][[User talk:Paynetrain|<font size="4" face="Matura MT Script Capitals" color="blue">Train</font>]]<sup>'''([[NWO]]/[[FU]])'''</sup>
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| lol someone has trouble finishing the job. First the Harrison kill, now your own wiki sig. Also, that's two posts of the same screenshot. I don't see two NWO kills, so, I think the correct answer is, yes, you do need help counting, Paynetrain. You failfuck.--[[User:RadicalWhig|RadicalWhig]] 09:34, 25 August 2013 (BST)
| | In response to your post on my talk page, I don't have any helpful plugins, other than the ones necessary to get userscripts working. [[User:Aichon/Userscripts|My userscript page]] should have everything you need as far as that goes. There's a link at the top of the page to Tampermonkey, and after you install it you can just peruse through and install the userscripts that work best for you. I basically won't play unless I have these ones installed: |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_A-GPS_Coordinates|A-GPS Coordinates]] |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Barrista|Barrista]] (it's not everyone's cup of tea) |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Block_Wrap|Block Wrap]] (fixes a bug in UD as it displays in Chrome) |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Survivor_Aggregator|Survivor Aggregator]] |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Building_State_Colorizer|Building State Colorizer]] |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UD_Item_Combiner.2C_Organizer.2C_and_Sorter|Item Combiner, Organizer, and Sorter]] |
| | *[[User:Aichon/Userscripts#UDMap|UDMap]] |
| | But the entire list is worth a read-through, for sure, since it only takes a few minutes and I provide visual examples of most of them so you can decide if they're for you or not. I'd also strongly recommend UD Speech Combiner, but I can't remember where I picked it up from. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 16:56, 6 October 2016 (UTC) |
| | :yeah i used to use all of them.. but now i only use chrome. okay i'll give these a looksee. and lets try and rally some knights together. --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:59, 6 October 2016 </small> |
| | ::UD Speech Combiner is listed on the [[External_Links#Greasemonkey_Scripts|scripts section of the External Links page]]. I fixed the userscripts.org links to point to userscripts-mirror.org, so they should all work again now. {{:)}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} {{Goonsig|Revenant}} 00:27, 10 October 2016 (UTC) |
| | :::yet you still forget to fucking indent.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>00:29, 10 October 2016 </small> |
| | ::::I didn't ''forget'': I was replying to Aichon, not you! {{:P}} <small>P.S. Hai! Howzit goin'?</small> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 08:53, 10 October 2016 (UTC) |
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| ::shut your hole if you have no idea on what the fuck is happening.They are both very different kills in two very different <u>buildings</u> and i was asking him to show me the rest since he's been claiming they killed me more than twice,nice show of your intelligence there asswig,How far can your foot fit in your mouth?i mean really?......[[User:Paynetrain|<font size="4" face="Matura MT Script Capitals" color="red">Payne</font>]][[User talk:Paynetrain|<font size="4" face="Matura MT Script Capitals" color="blue">Train</font>]]<sup>'''([[NWO]]/[[FU]])'''</sup> 10:14, 25 August 2013 (BST)
| | == bombs? == |
| :::Oh, my bad. You merely double-posted. Like a blind, autistic 4-year-old might. But you're obviously not blind, of course. Still have trouble with that spacebar, though. Even though we still can sort of understand you, it's still unsightly when one disgraces the English language as you do. Ad hominems aside, where are the screenshots of ''your'' 7 kills? Or did you pull that number out from your ass like you did your group philosophy? Eh, whatever, harrison will probably chug along to verbally ream you without my assistance anyways, so I'll be bowing out of this one, bitchtrain. --[[User:RadicalWhig|RadicalWhig]] 10:57, 25 August 2013 (BST)
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| ::::what a vivid imagination you have little boy. i never claimed anything. and this is a team effort. except you don't have a team. and it just shows you failing. so with just 3-5 cobras we completely stomped and scattered your shitty "team". if you go to the cobra [http://www.cobrakills.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=139&start=1390 trophy room] which is open to everyone by the way. since august 9th I count <big><big>'''19'''</big></big> confirmed kills to your <small><small><small>'''2'''.</small></small></small> which you have yet to prove. '''math don't lie''' you all suck at this game. and if you don't learn to indent and be polite when you gloat you are not welcome on my page anymore. fail train.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>11:54, 25 August 2013 </small>
| | sorry i didnt got you message last november, i was getting my stuff ready for the great move (amsterdam is awesome, btw). Which bombs have been following you ? --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 16:02, 4 January 2017 (UTC) |
| | :i was two blocks away from the last bomb went off in NYC.. as always. i do like amsterdam but colorado is so much closer.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>23:04, 6 January 2017 </small> |
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| ::Really,asswig? My writing structure?are you really that out of comebacks?i didn't realise i had joined up to a grammar for geeks site........i have something i call a life(a concept which you and sexual fail's son have apparently failed to grasp) and therefore don't have time to concern myself to.About the screenshot,i'm sorry but i'm on mobile but,i think just asking half the cobra members would be enough (if they are half as honorable as i think they are.)
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| ::Now sexual fail's son.Wow what a way to hide butthurt,dashing display trannie.Deleting cyber's post and editing mine.*thumps up*Just when i thought you could'nt fail anymore,following in the footsteps of your dads condom and your moms abortion are we?the least you could have done was to transfer it to my talk page if you couldn't suck it down.[[User:Paynetrain|<font size="4" face="Matura MT Script Capitals" color="red">Payne</font>]][[User talk:Paynetrain|<font size="4" face="Matura MT Script Capitals" color="blue">Train</font>]]<sup>'''([[NWO]]/[[FU]])'''</sup> 17:00, 25 August 2013 (BST)
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| You really got them riled up real good by doing very little. Their suffering is gonna be delicious. [[File:Popcorn.gif]] {{User:Spiderzed/SallySig}} 17:17, 25 August 2013 (BST)
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| :pfft this is a joke compared to TZH. at least those dildos killed us once in a while. so if I'm to understand this. they pick a fight with us. but we shouldn't kill their members that are not involed? how is that fair?
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| fail pain you are now banned from my talk page also. and can everyone stop using my talk page till Tuesday. I'm working on a big project for work and need my inbox clear. thx. --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:34, 25 August 2013 </small>
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| annoying post,ha!--[[User:Paynetrain|<font size="4" face="Matura MT Script Capitals" color="red">Payne</font>]][[User talk:Paynetrain|<font size="4" face="Matura MT Script Capitals" color="blue">Train</font>]]<sup>'''([[NWO]]/[[FU]])'''</sup> 16:59, 27 August 2013 (BST)
| | Shit got freaking weird some times. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 00:27, 10 July 2018 (UTC) |
| | :a little. I miss hunting nazis. |
| | --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:46, 30 October 2023 </small> |
