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/zom/
One Example to Rule Them All
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Abbreviation: /zom/
Group Numbers: ~100
Leadership: Whoever has the good sense to show up at the Meeting Hall
Goals: Farming fortunes of XP; reducing all that dreadful drama; having a good spot of laughter.
Recruitment Policy: If you had class you'd already be in /zom/.
Contact: I daresay, that is not to be told.
know what you are talking about Short-wave Radio Info
This group has a dedicated radio frequency.

Frequency: 28.34 MHz
Transmitter coordinates: 50,9


Precisely what is this club of cultured gentlemen?

Well chap, we are a survivor group operating out of Southall Mansion in East Boundwood. We have no particular priority other than adding to our average level as fast as the dickens, having ourselves a good guffaw, and the occasional big game hunt -- all while being impeccably dressed and tastefully mannered.

Who is at the helm of this raucous rabble?

That is a good question old bean. No formal hierarchy exists to govern the group. Generally decisions are made in the group's Meeting Hall by those who have the intellect and sophistication to show up and make themselves heard. On rare occasions where a general consensus cannot be reached, matters are put to a gentlemanly vote. The majority of the group does not participate in this process and is (loosely) bound by the decisions of the fellows who do. In some cases non-participant (uncultured) /zom/ members are not even aware that an issue is under discussion, even after a decision has been reached, action has taken, Cuban cigars have been smoked, and the corks have come off the fine Sicilian wine.

What are your thoughts on issues of the present? You have nary a cluster of unsightly templates to inform me of your policies!

We try not to trifle in such fiddle-faddle. We act with top priority of the /zom/ estate. It is getting to be a very uncivilized and dangerous world out there, old boy, and it has been found that matters are handled best that way. Why, just the other day I had a luncheon with a good friend of mine, an oil baron as it happens, enjoys a bit of yachting he does. Having quite a time what with tariffs being in such a state, those trust busters up in the capitol, and the unions running rampant. Hard to stay in business these days he says, got to hunker down and do whatever it takes.

What are you gents doing at the present?

Besides the usual wine tastings, games of cricket, and the rounds of fisticuffs with zombie hooligans, our members post the goings on in this section.

- November 7, 2008 Some of us, mainly the actives in #/zom/ are getting ready for Operation: Guitar Hero. --Ryanon 00:28, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

- September 8, 2008 Are you a dashing enough chap to reclaim Southall Mansion from the squalid hands of the undead capitalist menace? If so, join us for tea at Bale Mall. Crumpets will be rationed. -Tanukisauce

- August 6, 2008 We're holding up very well at Ackland Mall with the Crimsons and Axes High against a dwindling number of zombies. -Parry hagen

-July 5, 2008 /zom/ is holding strong against a horde of zombies trying to gain entrance to our mansion and ruin our tea time. The outlook is still positive at the moment and we shall fortify ourselves against this very unruly group of zombies - Noahsan

-June 8, 2008 /zom/ has decided to aid to Philosophe Knights in their thinning the survivor hordes, if you do not wish to participate please say so on the beerhah.com forum -Policeman Ghost

-June 2, 2008 Welcome back to Southhall Gentlemen, tea and crumpets, every day at 1:30pm -[[U