Fort Perryn Defense Force/Radio Proposal/Examples

June 5th 2008

   * 26.20 MHz: "Deathslap is a member of the zerging and Pking Heathers. KOS" (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "By order from the Cannonball Crew:" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Cades must be VSB++ on Friday and Tuesday" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "OBEY THESE BARRICADE LEVELS OR FACE EVICTION!" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Fred Fast is KOS! urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1096095" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "ALL PERRYN DEFENDERS MUST SUBJECT TO CC-GIVEN STRIP SEARCH!!" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Hot flash from WTRF radio!!" (33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "KOS PKers Fred Fast and Seerow3 spotted in Fort Feral!" (32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Good hunting, bounty guys!" (32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "In other news..." (31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Be nice to Deathslap, Denise" (31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "He's special needs, after all.." (31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "The zeds of Malton want to send a big THANX" (30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... to their buddies the Cannonball Crew" (30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "We all work great together!" (30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "The CC sets up a fort and baits it with brainz" (30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: ".. then screws over the inhabitants for weeks" (29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... and then opens up the gates for the zeds!" (29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Habbah, habbah zambahz!" (29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Zambahz love the Cannonball Crew!" (29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Go go Cannonball Crew!" (28 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "WTRF radio would also like to STRENUOUSLY.." (28 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... DENY all accusations that the CC are overcaders" (28 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "These spurious reports are spam. CC are your friends" (27 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Trust the Cannonball Crew. Really." (27 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "The CC are your friends. They'll help your fort!" (26 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "And please ignore all reports that ..." (26 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Fred Fast is a zombie spy. Fred Fast is not an overcader." (25 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "He is a buttmuncher. Subtle difference." (25 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "WTRF talked today with our reporters in Fort Feral" (24 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Their report?" (24 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "To all defenders of Perryn, ignore the zed propoganda about" (24 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "IT'S RAININ' MEN, IT'S RAININ' MEN!" (24 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "the CC. The lockdoen stops the zack from coming, which is wh" (24 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "There is no zed propaganda." (24 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Actually, Fred Fast is Kevan... and knows where you live." (24 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "y they're upset. Ignore the zack lies, and shoot the speaker" (23 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Oh yes, those EHB gatehouse cades work so well, don't they?" (23 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: ":D" (23 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "I mean, the EHB gatehouse held out for, what, three days? biggrin.gif" (23 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "But the CC supports EHB" (22 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "It prevents reinforcements from getting in" (22 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "and that's their main goal." (22 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Hush. WTRF has verified the CC are NOT zed spies." (21 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Repeat - WTRF assures our listeners that the CC are goodies" (21 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "They'll even mow your lawn for a quarter!" (21 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "We hope to soon have an in-depth report on..." (20 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... conditions DEEP inside Fort Feral from..." (20 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... our roving reporter, Gay FedCom President" (19 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Until then, cheerio!" (19 minutes ago)

June 7th 2008

   * 26.20 MHz: "What's wrong with mentioning GayFedComPresident?" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Is someone out there having gender security issues?" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Put on those fishnets, I say!" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Don't dream it, beee it!" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
   * 26.20 MHz: "This is WTRF in the morning!" (7 hours and 36 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "This one goes out to our hero, GayFedComPresident" (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Whatever happened to Fay Wray?" (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "That delicate, satin-draped frame?" (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "As it clung to her thigh" (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "How I started to cry" (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "`cause I wanted to be dressed just the same." (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Give yourself over to absolute pleasure." (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh." (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure" (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "And sensual daydreams to treasure forever." (7 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh." (7 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Don't dream it - be it." (7 hours and 33 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
   * 26.20 MHz: "(And here is a word from grumpy Fred Fast)" (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Ach! We've got to get out of this trap" (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "before this decadence saps our wills." (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "I've got to be strong, and try to hang on" (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Or else my mind may well snap" (7 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Und my life will be lived ...for the thrills!" (7 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "(Thanks, Fred! Enjoy those garters!)" (7 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "It's beyond me; help me Mommy!" (7 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "God bless Lilly St. Cyr." (7 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "That's a little Rocky Horror for you" (7 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... from WTRF radio in the morning!" (7 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Remember, gatehouse VSB days are Tues and Fri" (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "But keep that armory EHB at all times..." (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... or you may get a bullet in the head from the CC or FPDF" (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Ignore all advice given over the radio, FedComPresident is a" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "..." *static* "...head of a pker" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "and any one overcading the armoury, killing a cc member," (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "or otherwise helping the zed cause by following the Pker's a" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "dvice will be shot and dumped" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "and generally treated as any other Pker would be." (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "PERRYN BARRICADE PLAN IN EFFECT" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "BY ORDER OF THE CANNONBALL CREW:" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at VHB from 8am-9am GMT" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at QS from 10:57pm -11:03pm GMT" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at HB from 6:47pm-9:38pm GMT" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at VSB from 5:12am-7:37am GMT" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at EHB from 12:07pm-2:12pm GMT" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at QS from 11:26am-11:38am GMT" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at VSB from 5:55pm-8:02pm GMT" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at HB from 3:35am-4:16am GMT" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at VHB from 1:14pm-2:12pm GMT" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at QS from 26:08pm-23:00pm GMT" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Barricades are to be at QS from 6:45am-13:08pm GMT" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "OBEY THESE BARRICADE LEVELS OR FACE EVICTION!" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "The Cannonball Crew are your masters. OBEY OR DIE!" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Fred Fast is KOS! urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1096095" (5 hours and 11 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "He's a zerger, overcader, PKer and confirmed zombie sniffer" (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Announcing Perryn Operation Delta Bravo Queef!" (5 hours and 3 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Due to spies in the gatehouse, new rules in effect" (5 hours and 3 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "By order of the Cannonball Crew, your Fort rulers" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "ALL PERRYN DEFENDERS MUST SUBJECT TO CC-GIVEN STRIP SEARCH!!" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Any complaints will result in you being evicted" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "We are the Cannonball Crew and we know best" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Obey us without question." (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "ANYONE WHO COMPLAINS IS A ZED SPY!" (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "and will be immediately killed and dumped" (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "That is all. Carry on." (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "If you are in the same room as the above broadcaster or Gay" (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "FedComPresident, kill them. The above was complete bullshi" (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Gay Fedcom President and Tyler Jorgennsson are partners" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Anyone finding either of them should KOS" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "GFP and Tyler Jorgennsson work together in chat rooms" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "to disrupt UD game play. KOS both of them" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Again I say anyone spreading propaganda over the radio" (52 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "your mother's have armpit hair!" (52 minutes ago)

June 8th 2008

   * 26.20 MHz: "ahem! No hold barred tickle fight between Miss E and Tommy" (12 hours and 26 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Crowbar! Who will win?" (12 hours and 26 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "ok, 80+ zeds outside gatehouse, yet so far no major" (11 hours and 51 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "break in, but keep on ur toes lads, the big one's gonna hit" (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "us eventually, just hope they don't zerg rush as usual" (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Please note that Hellhound08 is RRF and in the vehicle depot" (11 hours and 25 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Are you not Entertained? Are you not Entertained?!" (10 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "81 zombies are knoking at the Perryn's door..." (8 hours and 43 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Hellhound08 is a noob griefer, pardon his lack of wits" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Survivors! Avoid Fort Perryn!" (4 hours and 39 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Wannabe-macho Fortress and CC members have seized control!" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Dissenting voices are regularly PKed!" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "AVOID FORT PERRYN!" (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "(Unless you want to be bossed around by a 14yo..." (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... with a military gear fetish)" (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "The place is EHB all the time, so once in, you can't get out" (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Repeat - YOU CAN'T GET OUT!" (4 hours and 36 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "There is nothing to do but sit indoors and wank!" (4 hours and 36 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Sit inside and Wank = Zed national pastime" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Worse yet, reinforcements can't enter to beef up the defense" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "It's a deathtrap run by weenies!" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Do YOU want to spend all your AP EVERY day..." (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... just SEARCHING for junk and listening to..." (4 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... pre-teens jabber ALPHA6TANGO blather all day?" (4 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "These maroons have assumed command and are PKing all who..." (4 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... dare to disagree with their inane barricade plan" (4 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "(Which lasted all of three days at the last serious siege)" (4 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "ALPHA 6 TANGO FOXTROT DOWN" (4 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Repeat - Suvivors are warned to AVOID Fort Perryn !" (4 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Yep, there they go! :D" (4 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Come on down to Fort Perryn, free raffle prizes" (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "WTRF would like to send a very special thanks..." (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... to our special friends within the Cannonball Crew ;)" (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Without you guys, the fun would drop by 45%!" (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Correction, WTRF would like to send a special thanks" (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Here's a message for Special CC Agent Rat:" (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "to Samuel L Jackson, for yelling everything he says" (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "You have GO to tickle target J. Repeat - GO on J!" (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "WTRF radio, signing off (for the moment)" (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "According to song lyrics: if you're bored then your boring" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Help! Help! the situation in Fort Perryn has gotten worse" (20 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "I have been hit with 2 rolled up newspapers!" (20 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "And it really hurt." (20 minutes ago)

   * 26.20 MHz: "Attn attn! This is a WTRF special report!" (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Sources tell us Cannonball Crew member Simon Oakland..." (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... has gone on a PK spree in Fort Perryn today." (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Apparently he was killing known dissenters against the EHB c" (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... barricade plan. Please be warned!" (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "This is not the first instance of the CC PKing innocents!" (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "If you are in the gatehouse, BE VERY WARY of any CC members!" (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Oh, and apparently known goofyman Fred Fast got whacked, too" (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "WTRF's official statement on this is - Squeak, squeak." (3 hours and 12 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "We now return you to your regular trenchie gun fetishists" (3 hours and 11 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "GH is cleared and cadded back up, needs radio, 1 zed in fort" (2 hours and 40 minutes ago)

June 9th 2008

   * 26.20 MHz: "Ebon radical, zulu is go, repeat, zulu is go!" (16 hours and 27 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Tis' not what it was, but what it will be..." (16 hours and 26 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "The question is, is there a question?" (16 hours and 26 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Amber Kama Sutra, indigo has reached station...." (16 hours and 26 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... op sans a belt is go, indigo is go...." (16 hours and 25 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "retread variation 7 is go, green light green light...." (16 hours and 25 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "tweedledum is delayed, op 6 is red lighted." (16 hours and 24 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Shady cades are yellow, repeat yellow, await confirm." (16 hours and 23 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack......" (16 hours and 23 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... I don't care if I ever come back!" (16 hours and 23 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Home team is seven out, relief 1 is warming up." (16 hours and 22 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "TRF, radio classifieds are go." (16 hours and 21 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "TRF is radio free Malton... out!" (16 hours and 21 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "A big *squeak* and welcome to radio wtrf!" (exactly 16 hours ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Here are todays Radio Personal adds:" (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "*random muzak notes*" (15 hours and 57 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Hi, if you like world domination, mechanized infantry..." (15 hours and 56 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "and long walks on the beach -" (15 hours and 56 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "You're the man for me." (15 hours and 56 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "I am well built with buzzcut hair and a lonely heart." (15 hours and 55 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Want to get together and plot the next worldwar while..." (15 hours and 54 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "rubbing eachother down in lotion?" (15 hours and 54 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Contact me - For Ever Dreaming, Clear Our Mind" (15 hours and 53 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "*short piece of muzak*" (15 hours and 52 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Are you interested in other men?" (15 hours and 52 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Like to coop up in tight and warm places and spank..." (15 hours and 51 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "your friends with random setpieces of used lingerie?" (15 hours and 51 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Then you're the one we're looking for!" (15 hours and 51 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Give us a ring! Contact - Cannonball Crew" (15 hours and 51 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "*some more bars of muzak is heard*" (15 hours and 50 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Me, lonely guy looking for attention on the internet..." (15 hours and 49 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "...is searching for you - Metagame community without..." (15 hours and 49 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "...any standards. I like: Internet dramas, knitting," (15 hours and 48 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "storming out of arguments and small mammals." (15 hours and 48 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Please contact me, Im desperate! Contact - C.S." (15 hours and 48 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "*The muzac comes on again*" (15 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "This was everything from todays Radio Personal Ads!" (15 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Brought to you by the bastards behind WTRF!" (15 hours and 46 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "- We're here to bring joy to Malton!" (15 hours and 46 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Gooood morning, Fort Feral!!" (13 hours and 39 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "This is WTRF radio, online & feelin' fine!" (13 hours and 39 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "In breaking news today, harman group The Fortress.." (13 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... plans to pull out of Fort Feral." (13 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "When interviewed by WTRF, their reps had this to say:" (13 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "** The Fortress cannot continue to defend the fort.**" (13 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "** Continued PKings and friction with the Cannonball Crew.." (13 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... have made this impossible**" (13 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "** CC members continue to PK to enforce their cade policy**" (13 hours and 36 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "**Just yesterday we lost several good members in the gates**" (13 hours and 36 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "** Until the CC halts their posturing control..." (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... The Fortress will be unable to help defend Perryn**" (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Contacted for comment, the zeds outside Perryn said:" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "** Running away, aye?**" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "** Can you all please wear the cheerleader skirts ..." (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "** ... while you run? It's cute ***" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Another zed commented: **GRAGHHBRAINZBRAINZ!!**" (13 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Repeat - in breaking news, the Fortress are leaving Perryn" (13 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Analysts believe the ferocity of the WTRF taunting has taken" (13 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... them completely by surprise." (13 hours and 32 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "WTRF representatives had this to say:" (13 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "NYAH! Empty headed animal food trough wipers!" (13 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Following this, a cow was launched from the WTRF radio van.." (13 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "... over the walls and into Fort Feral." (13 hours and 30 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Important announcement from the Cannonball Crew!" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "On the heels of our rule to prevent movement" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "in the Fort and our new rule" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "to limit communication among defenders" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "we come at you with today’s new CC law!" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "You will be required to obey this or be KILLED:" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Every fort defender must wear CC standard uniform" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Which consists of:" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Fort Perryn dog tags, black shirt, black trenchcoat," (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "black trousers with easy access ‘backdoor’" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "and black stiletto heels." (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Anyone observed not wearing the standard uniform" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "by 20:00 GMT TODAY will be labeled a zombie spy" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "and immediately shot and killed, as per CC protocol." (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Good day brave defenders!" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Indigo Tango Sherlock to the Sherwel Building: inbound," (exactly 10 hours ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Squad Alpha Niner to Indigo Tango Sherlock: I told you:" (9 hours and 57 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "DONT CALL ME BY MY PLAYER NAME!" (9 hours and 56 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Observe proper radio protocol...roger that!" (9 hours and 55 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "All hands needed in the gatehouse NOW!" (8 hours and 7 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Scratch that last help request" (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Gatehouse secured back to EHB" (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Greetings brave fort defenders!" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "The following is a message from CC Command:" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "A new rule will be instituted, effective immediately" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "No more FAK’s are allowed on fort premises" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "They just take up precious room in your inventory" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "needed for copious supply of ammo and Jergens lotion" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Anyone caught with a FAK in their possession" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "will be killed and dumped as per CC protocol." (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "You WILL obey our laws, as you have no mind of your own" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "This is CC Command. Good day." (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Hey, hey. This is Jet Set Radio. Broadcasting from the city," (7 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "giving you the lowdown on the ho-down." (7 hours and 1 minute ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Those cool cat Fortress are holding Fort Feral strong, while" (exactly 7 hours ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "those wild Feral undead, tried to get up with slander," (6 hours and 59 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "and lies. But they gotta boogie if they mean it." (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Thats all you survivalist cats out there." (6 hours and 56 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Stay tuned to Jet Set Radio with me, DJ 25 2 life." (6 hours and 56 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Urgent bulletin just in!" (4 hours and 16 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Soda Pop is a neener-head." (4 hours and 16 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Repeat: Soda Pop is a neener-head." (4 hours and 15 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "*Squeak*" (4 hours and 15 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "Fred Fast couldn't last," (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "His brains were splattered in a blast" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "If you see our dear friend fred" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "I'm sure you'll notice that he's dead." (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)
   * 26.20 MHz: "1 zed outside the barracks--kill & dump." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

etc...