Gay-straight Zombie-survivor Alliance

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Gay-straight Zombie-survivor Alliance
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Abbreviation: GSZS
Group Numbers: 5
Leadership: Nuckle Sandwich, P Harrison, Clarissa Daloway, FBI Man
Goals: Tolerance, Total conquest
Recruitment Policy: Tolerant
Contact: http://groups.myspace.com/gszs

Headqueerters: The Dike Building in Kempsterbank and Gaywood Auto Repair in West Grayside

Dedicated Frequencies: 27.95(closed) and 28.96(open)

Policies

In order of priority:

1. Get with the program: The leadership is the final word. This is a friggin war. The MySpace Group is the place for input from every level. More importantly, it will include dictates and requests of all sorts.

2. Always recruiting: Advertise by voice, graffiti, and radio. Everyone but the Gay-bashers are potential recruits.

3. You are not your own: Consider yourself subservient even to your equals. Honor GSZS-member requests for healing, revivification, or anything else.

4. Aid the loners: The best form of propaganda is of-the-deed. Let the group-less masses know we love everybody. Heal them. Revive them. Shower them with kindness. Gay-bashers not included.

5. Shun the Homophobes: Homophobes are everyone who is in a non-GSZS-allied group. If found in GSZS territory, they should be killed and dumped if possible.

6. Slaughter the Gay-bashers: Gay-bashers are those who assault the generators, radios, barricades, and/or human membership of GSZS. Assaulting a zombie GSZS-er at an RP also makes one a Gay-basher. Anywhere a Gay-basher is found, he should be killed and dumped if possible. This policy extends to Gay-bashing groups and their environments.

Warpaths

1. GSZS Alliance is on the warpath with the Malton Mob. Any members of this group, and any supporters, are to be killed on site.