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July 15, 2008 - And so it ends...
Since your last turn:
- 28.01 MHz: "rEaL_gAmERZ=fag rEaL_gAmERZ = national pole rider" (11 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Sarah you slut" (9 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "you weren't supposed to really fuck Matt Damon" (8 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Well well well, if it isn't that lying cheat Jimmy Kimmel. How's your boyfriend Ben Affleck, a-hole?" (8 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I heard he has a pencil dick" (8 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Or should I say, Slightly larger a-hole?" (8 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "how he got it in your meat curtains, I will never know" (8 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I recommend you get a full on body wax" (7 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Here I was, a faithful girlfriend for five, 'count 'em FIVE years! And you - you MONSTER!" (7 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "you are hairier than a monkey" (7 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "LIAR! You were fucking Hef when I met you!" (7 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "I'd rather do the entire militant order of Barhah than ever see your flabby body naked again!" (7 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "and he's like, a million years old!" (6 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Bitch! I hired a personal trainer for you!" (6 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "you don't get a three pack set of abs like mine overnight!" (6 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "You should have hired a dentist. You're breath stinks. And you sweat crisco." (6 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I FAKed you, so that should clear up your herpes!" (5 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "You drink Nyquil for breakfast, so you're one to talk" (5 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Well at least now I'm free to expand my options. Maybe I'll finally have the big O after all these years." (4 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Thanks for humiliating me in front of the entire world, you whore" (4 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "not unless you have extra batteries. oh, and I scrubbed the toilet with your toothbrush, not that you use it ever." (4 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "See you on Girls Gone Wild....." (3 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "and I want my crock pot back." (3 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "You mean your swedish penis pump? That's your code for it right? It doesn't work - you're still microscopic." (2 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "This was the finest piece you'll ever see baby. So when you're alone and spanking, remember what you're missing." (1 minute ago) ...and again. (58 seconds ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Missing? No one's missed your twat, you sling it all over town!" (28 seconds ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Take that, jerkface. I can't believe I wasted my early 30s on you!" (12 seconds ago)
July 18th, 2008 - And so it BEGINS
OK, so I have no idea what's up with this group. It may take Johnnie Cochrane or something to figure it out, but in the interim I'm going to keep updating here, well because I was the only one who ever fucking did it anyway. I see the Pilsbury Dough Boy posted our little conversation below, so I'll put a thing or two here myself, and we'll see what happens.
I'll probably just update my own page for a while. I may just be drunk. Anyway, kiss kiss!
· 28.01 MHz: "Long time no see peeps! Sarah Silverman here, and I’m sure" (4 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "you’ve all desperately missed my kisses. I know of one fat" (4 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "unfunny ..." static "... who is certainly missing those and more right" (4 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "now. So, it’s time to start my latest episode for your" (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "entertainment, and kick off the “Hell Hath No Fury” Tour" (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "My primary target – and yours I hope –" (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: " is the asswipe Jimmy Kimmel." (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Please kill him wherever you encounter him, living or dead," (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "at every opportunity. Also, please kill anyone named Jim," (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "or James. Anyone with My in their name. That goes for" (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Kim, and Mel too." (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that reminds you of Jimmy should also die." (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that is pudgy – dead" (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that tries to be funny – worthy of killing." (1 minute ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Any time you think of Jimmy Kimmel for some reason," (1 minute ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "kill someone. You get the idea. I’ll be seeing you all ar" (1 minute ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "around! This is Sarah Silverman signing off" (35 seconds ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "with a big huge good to be back -Kiss kiss!" (25 seconds ago)
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