Late Night TV Crue/Episode Guide/Season3/Episode10

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August 11th, 2008

So, I had a fairly down weekend. I did manage to kill four folks, but it was mostly the show up, shoot and leave variety. It was joyless and routine.

Today was better, I killed three saps in and around N. Blytheville, and got to say some pithy things:

First guy was molotovtails:


"Hi molotovtails! You smell like gas and butt. Kiss kiss!"


Second was Marcus Bourne:


"Marcus, you are definitely Jason's less attractive brother. Kiss kiss!" to the fifty people nearest to you.


Third was Yagonan:


"Oh Yagonan - you know what Yag spelled backwards is, right?"


Oh the hilarity! OK, the mild bemusement, but it was fun! I think it's time to head back down to St. Alex and see how they're doing without me, so I'll probably start heading that way, assuming no bounty hunters find me.


Kiss kiss!

August 12th & 13th, 2008

So, a couple of down days for me. I might have killed someone yesterday? I can't remember. I know I TRIED to kill Zoomy, but dag nab it I ran out of ammo, then ran out of strength trying to find more ammo, and whelp, the zergalicious one slipped through my fingers with a mere 4 HP left.


If anyone has any doubt that she's still at her zergtastic ways, Stephen Colbert reported that Rika Nonaka killed him the other day in Lockettside. So, nice Zoomy. At least some things never change.


So today I reloaded, and now I'm resting. I'll be back at it tomorrow or the next day.


Until then - kill Jimmy for me if you see him! I hear he's spending a lot of time on the ground these days - so THANKS SW Malton!!


Kiss kiss!