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August 14th, 2008
Well, well, well. WELL! Avid fans of this page will note that my talk page received a visitor yesterday named Illusionist. At first, I thought it was your run of the mill “I’m gonna git you sucka!” trench coater, and responded accordingly.
Then it dawned on me – no, this was no ordinary visitor, this was SHE WHO MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY! This was the Sultana of Socks! The Zorilla of Zergs! The ersatz peacenik Izumi Orimoto!
After my break this spring, I was truly saddened to see that the Lockettside Valkyries had pretty much gone the way of the dodo. It was their judgmental nonsense and false accusations that led me down the path I gleefully skip today. We in the Late Night TV Crue so enjoyed pointing out their hypocrisies and idiocies last year, it felt like Malton was missing something not having a bunch of self righteous fools to shoot at.
Even some of their membership seemed to miss us. You can see to this day where Dragon Fang begs me to return and liven up the Hospital a bit on my talk page archive. So even though I kicked off the Hell Hath No Fury Tour from St. Alexander’s Hospital, it still seemed hollow.
No more! Zoomy’s back and she’s vowed revenge and retribution! I’m gonna have to get the band back together I think. I’ve turned on the broadcast signal, and it’s LNTVC Assemble! Enormous Baby can you hear me? Come home to momma! Time to spank the bad lady again!
Even better, some kind soul gave me access to the quasi-defunct Valkyrie forum. I’m talking FULL access. I had the time of my life reading all about their attempts to foil our efforts last year. It reads like a “What not to do” manual. They have a thread picking an anthem (I suggested Beck’s “Loser” because “I’m a loser baby, so why don’tcha kill me…” is perfectly appropriate), and they have a credo that claims that they “Never, ever, revenge kill.” Ha! I sure have died a lot of times at the hands of a group that never revenge kills – and hey- didn’t someone post on my talk page yesterday pretty much promising to revenge kill me? So perfect! So choice!
So, it’s on. On like teenage boys on the first girl to develop breasts. Today I waltzed into St. A’s and killed the Zoomster. Boom! One down, a brazillion to go.
Jimmy who?
August 15th, 2008
So after all my excitement yesterday at the return of the Zoomster, I think it’s not meant to be. After cowardly dashing up to me and slapping my face in challenge with her rhinestone studded left glove, she scampered over the wall and has once again escaped the quarantine.
Zoomy let her fellow former Valks know that she doesn’t have the energy. Then she kind of oozed away.
So I ask you this Dragon Fang, Blitzombie, Harman Harman, John Ramirez, Nurse Southwesty, and Deteno 2 – do you guys have what it takes to secure St. Alexander’s from the likes of me? Can you rebuild your ranks and provide a credible challenge to my minions of evil?
Can ya?
Today, not so much. DragonFang, Blitz and Zhiloo all bit the dust thanks to yours truly.
I want a movement. Can we start a movement guys? A Rumble? Genocide in the ‘side? Or is it going to be more Slaughterhouse Lockettside?
Today's Fury -- August 18th, 2008
Did that feel good today Ryan Quicksilver? I hope so - I've passed you by not less than 30 times since the last time I killed you- as with the exception of the Zoomster, I really don't go for griefing individuals too much unless they're part of a specific campaign I'm running, but your visit to my sleeping place today sure reminded me that you exist. So stupid, really - that one moment of "HA! GOT YOU BITCH" for multiple inevitable deaths. Maybe we'll call this "Ryan Quicksilver Week." See ya soon, and often!
So I guess Zoomy is really out. No word on that front since last week at all, and they bounced me from their forum. No word from the other Valkalumni either, so I guess that fun isn't really going to materialize. Just cows mooing in the field.
I hit my 150th recorded kill this weekend, and it was DariusAPB! I was sure I'd killed him before, and maybe I have, but I have no record of doing so. I actually had to go back and search for his UD id because I hadn't grabbed it I was so sure it'd be on my lists. I think it was a fairly fitting choice for my 150th kill of record - he's the trenchiest of the old St. Alex clan. That's now over 150 of you for sure that have woke up having been kiss-kissed! What an elite and special club you belong to!
The weekend saw a few kills, so (but not enough) reloading, and my usual mellow easy going less frenetic psychopathic killing.
Oh, it's so very fun to be me! Kiss kiss!
The Hell Hath No Fury Tour is OVER
Watch this space for new formatting, but Jimmy and I have agreed to detente, and the LNTVC rides again. I will return to updating THAT page when exciting events transpire.
Thank everyone who supported me in this campaign, and I do think we taught ol' Jimmy a lesson.
And lots of people died. Yay!
HHNF Tour Kill list
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