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Tuesday, February 19th - Team Zombie Hardcore Takes More than Grohl’s Spunk on the Chin…

So lots of death reports rolling in from the weekend.

Over the past few days, I personally got

Thu 2/14/13:
Jayne M. Cobb
You say "Jayne, stop trying to cancel all the good shows on TV!!!"
Taunt
Kill

Sun 2/17/13: Scooty Puff Sr.
You say "Oh Scooty Puff - you just don't quite measure up to the members of TZH of old. All in all, this go round has been very underwhelming. You're easy to find, your pick only easy targets, and well.. your Bhalls are Smahll!"
Taunt
Kill

Tues 2/19/13 Duke Cage
With an assist from Triumph who found him and took a couple shots, but ran out of ammo:
You say "Oh DUKE! How I've missed you. Boy, some of the riff-raff you've let into your group of late. So nice to see you again. Please come insult me on my talk page again. You have that certain, 'je ne sais quois' when it comes to misogynistic insults."
Taunt
You say "So glad Triumph found you first. He's SO very pissed that he didn't have enough ammo to finish the job."
More Taunt
[http://iamscott.net/1361281920579.html Kill}

Also: Triumph got Sneaky Fox:
(He didn’t send me a taunt. I don’t know if he did or not. Let’s pretend he said:”)
You say: Whallberg is a butt munch!
Kill

Vapor posted his own kill of Dhave below - I need to see what else the others have done and add them later.
Suffice to say, lots of douche bags eating dirt these days, in the name of Quality Television programming.
If I'm to be honest, there seems to be a LOT of folks out there hunting TZH members. I remember this is why the writer's strike ended back in the day as well. It may be time to start a new season soon...

Post Script: Open season on Zoomy

Also this week, Zoomy tried to join the Late Night TV Crue with one of her alts. I almost missed it - I went and looked for the former group of this alt, but not the user page until I was about to add her to our list. Of course the wiki page shows that it's an alt of Izumi Orimoto that's been banned.

There was also a lot of back and forth between us on my talk page. You can go there yourself and read that if you like.

Further, I’m pretty sure both Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel killed zoomy recently – I’m trying to get them to give me screenies, but they’re just learning the ways of Dumwit. All this new technology since we've woken up!

Then LASTLY, a dear friend ran into Izumi, and sent us this gift. This one is just plain Terrific:

Golam
Golam says "well well well. with no TZH to kill I guess you will have to do."
Taunt
Kill


So that's the latest and greatest. As always, I'll share more as it happens! We aim to entertain!

Kiss kiss! Love, --Sarah Silverman 15:53, 19 February 2013 (UTC)